☧ Rae Jacobs ☧

not to reveal my age or anything, but I just graduated high school and now I'm having a crisis 
          
          CAN I NOT SAY THAT I'M HOMESCHOOLED ANYMORE??? 

I collected some amazing quotes from work (chick fila) today: 
          
          "I encourage you to do all illegal activities on your break time." 
          
          "I'm Mickey Mouse. You wanna come inside my clubhouse? There's no drugs in there, I promise." 
          
          "What the Fortnite?" 
          
          "Murder should be legal. I mean, it's already legal until you're caught." 
          
          "Grow up!" "YOU GROW UP FIRST!" "I CAN'T!" "I KNOW!" 
          
          "There's a rogue nugget in the pavilion." 
          
          "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?" 
          our Mexican cook who doesn't speak English very well: "...A billionaire." 
          
          Me to my short male boss who is sweeping: 
          "I thought you were a little old lady with a cane." 
          
          "We're not crazy, we're just fun." 
          
          "Do you want your receipt?" 
          "No." 
          *literally as they're taking it* 
          
          Exchange between me and a customer: 
          old lady: "It's so hot out!" 
          me: "Oh no, the second I set foot outside, I'm gonna melt!" 
          old lady: "I'll bet! You're so tiny!"
          me: (after JUST being told by a female firefighter not to worry about being tiny before the fire academy testing) :0 
          
          - 
          
          and yes I am looking into the fire service now hehe :) 
          I might do the national guard instead since you can join younger and I wouldn't have to wait, idk

so some of my younger sisters (who don't even watch teen wolf) want to make a Stiles Appreciation Day and a Scott Hatred Club lolol. They want to walk around with picket signs crossing out Tyler Posey's face and they even made up their own chant: "we hate Scott, give Stiles a shot" 
          
          and "he is not hot," my NINE year old sister added to the chant 
          
          I think my Stiles obsession broke them

Hello, I am a Brazilian author and I would like to translate this story into Portuguese, I will give you all the credits
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/283435907?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=lanzillote

I love that you have written teen wolf stories, thank you!! No one I know loves Teen Wolf, anymore. IT'S SAD. <3

rip dms

after the busiest week of my life, I have finally written the next chapter of Divine *sobs happily* 
          
          I DO HAVE A PLAN FOR THE END, I've finished the outline during my theology class (but don't tell my teacher). So this book ABSOLUTELY WILL be ended, it's just a matter of "how long will it take me with a new 30 hour work week and finals for dual credit college classes" 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1437917088-divine-emptier-than-the-void-pt-ii-vii

You know the "when mom's not home" meme? 
          
          My mom just left for a trip. I heard some screaming in the garage today and poked my head outside to see my dad blowing his leaf blower at my two youngest sisters, who were on roller skates and holding umbrellas.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLU7yqB4/
          
          
          This gives me chills
          

What are everyone's 5 favorite movies and / or tv shows??