da shart master

she/her 

hey bitches i literally do not use wattpad anymore (ao3 is better 💪💪) but i used to be a big td account back in the day so to all of my new total drama-ers: i hope you can appreciate my old (and very embarassing) works! as of current, i'm into some very niche fandoms but rest assured you will NOT see me writing about those any time soon (or Ever for most of them LMFAO) so uh yeah it's totally fine if you interact with my old stories but just have mercy on me when it comes to updates and responding cuz i have not watched td in a long time + i hardly check this app 😍

" i demand a scientific investigation 

to whether you're even from the human nation

i swear you're changing my molecular structure 

with all your sexy ions

you make my heart rupture ! "

-harold, total drama 3:06

why does that look like a bible verse LMFAO ^^^