winnie the poo

Eleanor Calder is my role model
Liam Payne is my bitch
Niall Horan is my princess
Harry Styles is my cupcake
Zayn Malik is mine
Louis Tomlinson is my everything
+•+•+ Elounor is queen bitches+•+•+
" I want a boyfriend- wait no I want Luke Hemmings...." 
"Tbh I died my hair blue for Michael Clifford."
" I thought Ashton and I would be married by now.. So I don't really know what life is."
" I think Calum was born to wear a grass skirt in all honesty."
~Louis + Eleanor = perfection~ 
I am a 1D/5SOS/JCB/LM/ED/Eleanor Stan! And my life revolves around them.
█ 10% Weird
██ 20% Stalker ( it's not creepy)
███ 30% Girly girl
████ 40% Cray 
█████ 50% fan girl 
██████ 60% Hyper
███████ 70% Funny
████████ 80% Elounor shipper
█████████ 90% 5SOS fam
██████████ 100% Directioner!!!
THE ONLY PICKUP LINES THAT WORK ON ME: " you dance hot."
              " Let's play titanic. You be iceberg and I'll go down."
              " are you a volcano? Because I lava you."
               " How art thou?"
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Niall:I deserve to be in one direction. Zayn:dont judge me because of my religion. Harry: im not a man whore. Louis:im not gay. Liam:im not boring. Post this if your a true directioner

"Live fast. Have fun and be a bit mischievous "-Louis
"I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart." -Niall 
"I secretly want to be a zebra. That's why I always wear stripes." -Louis 
“Liam, shut up. I'm trying to do an interview.” - Niall
DIRECTIONER FOREVER & ALWAYS <3

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