Opal (and no I'm not an old lady... yet)

everything I say apparently ends up sounding dirty and perverted.... so.
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Edited by: @Wordtoyourgrandma

Music Opal Listens To:
1. One direction
2. Ed Sheeran
3. Talor Swift
4. Tim McGraw (Secretly. of course)
5. 70's music
6. 80's music
She's very retro
7. Paramore
8. Asking Alexandria (No, I'm kidding.. but don't tell her that.)
9. Linkin Park. ( My favorite band)
10. Nikki Flores
11. Miranda Lambert

Boys Opal has married:
Ed Sheeran
Harry Styles
Louis Tomlinson
SHE CAN NOT HAVE NIALL HORAN... he is mine.
The little black boy in her background
Zayn Malik
Tim McGraw ( No im just kidding, he's mine)
Tristan Hayes ( No, he's mine. literally) 
Liam Payne
And many more... 

Random Facts About Opal:
She is very short.
She has brown eyes.
She has long brown hair, that she should not EVER cut.
She has the most amazing fashion sense ever.. please notice the heavily added sarcasm inserted to this sentence.
She loves food... so do I. Come to think of it, I am kind of hungry... ;)
She is VERY sarcastic.
She speaks whale... -.- 
She loves Finding Nemo...
Her PawPaw has a water bed.


Opal's Friend Requirements:
One gay (Unoccupied)
One lesbian (Occupied)
A few straight (Occupied, but still some spots open)
One Asian (Unoccupied)
One black (Occupied)
One ginger (Occupied)
Cross-dresser (Was occupied, not now) (So unoccupied)
Brunette that is very smart but stupid at the same time (Soory, hon' that is very happily occupied)


Opal's standards for a guy are very high, like not even joking!
Requirements:
Taller (Not that hard)
Liam Payne
Harry Styles
Niall Horan (MINE)
Zayn Malik
SMART
Funny
MUST NOT BE SHALLOW
MUST HAVE A PERSONALITY
MUST BE KIND OF CUTE
LOUIS TOMLINSON
Very high standards, especially for Springfield.. -_-

Opal's weirdness:
She loves spoons.
She threatens you a lot, and I mean A LOT!!
Opal is very picky.
Opal loves chocolate. So do I.
She loves white chocolate.
She loves Reece's. (So do I)
She loves TWIX bars.
she loves Pitch Perfect.