4: muffin

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hey muffin

GEORGE
What the fuck
Are u ok?

YES BBY😍😍
anyways how old r u
My mom said not to talk
to strangers

18

OMG IM ALSO 18
WERE MATCHING BUBBA

my gf calls me that

...
anyways, I saw goth girl again😝😝
A

ND I SAW THE CUTE BOY

idc about ur crushes
Also what's ur name

IM NOT DOXXING MYSELF WTF

thats not doxing

Yes it is.
And I'm not telling u
It's uncommon
That's ur hint, munchkin

BRO I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABT U

AND IM RARE SO NO
Medium rare😏😉

😐

Okay I have a question

Which is???

R u popular at ur school

Yes.

FUCK ME
I'm emo😔😪

Dni

WHAT.
UR BASIC BITCH.

WHAT NO IM NOT

I BET UR GF WEARS LULULEMON

WIAT STOP HOW DO U KNOW

BC MY EX WAS BASIC
SHE VROKE MY HEART
"WHERE R U"

u listen to my chemical romance

NAH
I LISTEN TO MITSKI.
"IM LIQUID SMOOTH COME TOUCH ME"
I ❤ liquid smooth

Idfk what a mitski is

Ur lying
What do u listen to???

SAY SO IDK
OR ANYTHING MY GF LISTENS TO

...ur lying
Thst so basic

UR EMO AND EDGY

BASIC IS WORST
GUESS WHAT

what?

CHICKEN BUTT.
HAHAHAHAHAH

THATS WHY UR TO SCARED TO TALK TO GOTH GIRL

omg u remember
We're officially married
I'm the "wifey💍", and ur the "hubby💍"

No.
I HAVE A GF STOP
IK UR LONELY BUT IM NOT
DNI

THATS Y UR BRITISH STRANGER.
WHAT DO I CALL U

not hubby

Ok
How about🤓
"Baby cakes💍💍😍"

NO.

ok fine.
Uhm.
"Muffin"

Whatever idc anymore.
BUT NOT BABY CAKES

Should I do beans on toast?

WHAT.
IM BRITSIH BUT NOT THAT BRITISH
A

NSWWR ME

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