[ how do you know so much about criminals? ]
━━━━━━ damian wayne x fem!original character
started december 2022
[1 in batman 1/12/23]
[1 in catwoman 1/16/23]
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damian oh my god they are the most adorable quails i have ever seen
charlotte you know if you ever wanna hang irl you could meet him
damian i don't
charlotte don't wanna meet them or hang out?
damian both
charlotte WOW okay rude bitch thanks a lot
damian i didn't mean anything bad by it i just live far away
charlotte that can't be true i mistyped the number but the area code is the same
damian shit
charlotte you think i'm so dumb smh
damian you mistyped the hotline number
charlotte so what it all worked out i got quails you got me
damian you make it sound like i captured you wtf
charlotte you did with your charm
damian is my 'charm' the phonecall?
charlotte and the perfume i'd be dead without you like wowza think about that
damian i'd rather not, charlie
charlotte sometimes i think about you dead
damian wtf
charlotte well like if you ever died like in a shootout with the police
damian not a criminal
charlotte then in a shootout with a criminal
damian also not a cop ew.
charlotte ffs okay in a shootout with red hood
damian surprisingly more accurate
charlotte great so you die in a shootout
damian that's great?
charlotte OH MY GOD JUST LET ME FINISH MY POINT
damian ok...
charlotte if you die i would never know and that would be awful because how will you venmo me money for food for juan
damian why would i venmo you?
charlotte child support duh anyway i wouldn't know if you died but at at least if we met and i saw you i could know what you look like so if you get shot by redhood i can know!!