September 9, 11:45 AM
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Jisuck: yall my moms birthday is today and i need to bake a cake.
dumbass: she deserves better smh. happy birthday anyway.
Felly: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JISUNG'S MOM 🎊
Meanho: it's 11:46 AM what the fuck is going on.
ohhhh tell your mom i said happy bday.
Jisuck: thank you daddy minho. anyways, can y'all help me bake a cake
dumbass: how do you expect us to do that?
Jisuck: like gimme instructions and stuff. use your miniscule brain you dumb flesh lump
dumbass: shush you minho-sniffing hoghag
Jisuck: i would throw you to the wolves, but not even they would want to taste your bitter beef
dumbass: fuck off you reprehensible reptile
Meanho: I didn't even know you knew that word hyunjin
now do you still need a cake?
Jisuck: YES PLS DADDY HELP ME MAKE A CAKE EVERYONE
Felly: i'm flattered that you thinkthat i know how to bake cake. the best i can do is brownies and they suck ass.
dumbass: dude they're good 🤷i especially enjoyed eating one
Felly: shut up that was my last one you twat
Jisuck: GUYSS help me with the cake plzzz
Meanho: just google it up dipshit
Jisuck: omg why didn't I think of that 🤯darling, you're a genius!
Meanho: because you have the iq of a used piece of tissue
dumbass: can i go to bed now. i'm tired of being woken up by you fuckfaces.
Felly: bestie no one wanted you here to begin with you're welcome to leave
Meanho: OOOOO
Jisuck: i'll update y'all when I make the cake 🥰
dumbass: please don't
—Time skip brought to you by Chan's bbl—
Jisuck: guys how do I use a protractor
Meanho: what the fuck why do you need a protractor
Felly: he's trying to measure the size of his remaining 3 brain cells
dumbass: true
Meanho: you just put the curvy part on whatever shit you're measuring and it will align with whatever degrees you need or something like that.
Jisuck: OMG TYYYYYYYSMMMM ILY
Meanho: ew.
dumbass: so remind us again why you need a protractor?
Jisuck: i need the cake to bake at 45 degrees.
Felly: what-
Jisuck: fine i'll send a picture.
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
see? it's cookin' and shit
Meanho left the chat
Felly added Meanho to the chat
dumbass: i'm rlly wondering who's the dumb one here.
Meanho: HOW THE FUCK- jisung how in the name of chan's jungle of gray nose hairs are you this fucking thick
Felly: LMAO IMAGINE BEING THIS DUMB
Jisuck: omg what. I followed the instructions!
Meanho: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AT 45 DEGREES CELSIUS DIPSHIT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT
Felly: FR DID THIS GUY NOT ATTEND SECONDARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
Jisuck: I in fact did not.
Meanho: get off my screen
Jisuck: help what did i do wrong
आप पढ़ रहे हैं
Stray Kids - The Chat
फैनफिक्शनWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
