| ••••◦ AT&T 8:34am 82% [|||| ] _______________________________
Okay in all seriousness
What
How old are you?
Why would I tell you
I don't want to be speaking to a child
Shut the hell up
No
Tell me
17
Oooh
Same
We have so much in common baby
Like what?
We're both 17 and we both
live in Connecticut
That's only two things
One more than one
And one is one more than zero
That's a whole lot
Shut up
No 😍
I hate you
Send abs
What.
I want what I said
I could be a woman
You said you were a man
What if I lied?
Did you!?
No
Then quiet
So
No
Please
No
Please
No
Please
Not doing this again
You don't have abs, do you?
I do
They're amazing
I bet you never ever ever stand up
You stay in bed all day
I work out 6 days a week
Okay gym bro
Shut it
You say that a lot
I mean it every time
A woman true to her word?
That's so attractive
I am true to my word
But I'm also a man
I could beg to differ
No you really could not
Have I seen you?
No...?
Then I have every right to believe
that you are indeed a fellow female
a FELLOW female?
Insinuating that you are indeed a girl
...
I'm right aren't I
Damn it
You aren't cryptic
Accept it
Annoying? Yes
But you are not cryptic
I hate you
Sure you do
***
so...this might be the longest chapter yet.
*insert awkward finger guns*
idk why to say. ily all sm
mwah xx
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Happy Mistakes
Romancein which she texts the wrong person, and they fall in love. - wouldnt suggest reading this if you're looking for something heavy and emotional. this book is for funsies. Happy Mistakes Rewrite!!
