my mom sent me a pic of two dead turkey's twerking...
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*private texts between lauren and allysus*
allysus: YOU ARE SO SINFUL.
LaurenJ: ... what i do?
allysus: camila just "confessed" her sins to me.
LaurenJ: forgive me mother for i have sinned.
allysus: YEAH I KNOW.
allysus: God must be so disgusted
allysus: BECAUSE HE SEES EVERYTHING
LaurenJ: ... when you put it like that it makes me feel violated
LaurenJ: you think god gets turned on??
allysus: LAUREN THAT IS NOT THE POINT
LaurenJ: but im curious
allysus: LAUREN YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL
LaurenJ: as long as camzi's there ill be fine
allysus: dont worry lauren, camila and her sinful fingers will be there
LaurenJ: dont worry Ally youll be there too, and melanie will fuck the holy spirit right out of you
allysus: LAUREN STOP IT ASDFGHJL
allysus: i have to go cleanse myself with holy water. the fluids of Jesus
LaurenJ: imma go cleanse myself with the fluids of camz
allysus: sinful kids i have...
