Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Aspen: Because we can’t eat water, sir.
Teacher: How was your night Aspen?
Aspen: I don’t know sir because I was sleeping.
Aspen was expelled from school and went to look for a job.
Boss: I will pay you $5,000 per month then after 3 months I will increase it to $15,000. So when do you want to start?
Aspen: After 3 months sir.
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