Hazbin Parent Scenarios

Learning to Curse

Vaggie
You learned to cuss after hearing Vaggie speak with Angel, telling him that she was so ready to f***ing kill him.

"F***! " you yelled as you looked Angel dead in the eyes,

He started to laugh as Vaggie tried to stop you from swearing,
Let's just say Vaggie didn't succeed in stopping you,

Charlie
It was after dinner and you were sitting at the TV, watching whatever Angel was watching,

You heard someone say something like 'Sh**' followed by Angel speaking,

"The f*** is this?"

You looked at him and heard the door open,
You swung your head round towards your mother at the door and yelled,

"THE F*** IS THIS SH**?!?! "

Angel is banned from taking care of you now,
Let's say you got front row tickets to watching Tom and Jerry after Charlie heard you swear,

Angel
You hear him swear a lot,
B**** was literally one of the first few words you said,

Alastor
You were sitting with Husk and Angel, you were drawing, Husk was watching you as Angel drew along with you.

Alastor didn't have enough time to get a proper baby sitter, Veronica was busy, so he left you with Husk since you were already sitting with him.

"I drew the cat in the hat! " You yelled,

"The f*** is a cat in the hat?" Husk asked,

"The f***? " you asked

"Oh s***! You're gonna get into trouble Husk!!! " Angel yells,

You look at Angel,

"F*** s***" You say with a straight face.

"Uh guys, what's going on? " Veronica walks through the door,

You get off your chair and run up to her,
She picks you up and you smile at her,

"F*** S***. " You say as you see your dad walk through the door.

"Angel... Husk... " Alastor looks at the 2 who were taking care of you with an angry expression.

You and Veronica just sat and watched as Angel and Husk ran around trying to not get hit by Alastor's mic.

Veronica
Fox Mum doesn't swear, Deer Dad doesn't either, so you learned to swear when around Magic Man and Spider Boots, it was also a bit of Moth Aunt's fault too, she didn't cover your ears

"Hey~ wanna f***? " Angel went up to Husk as Vaggie was taking care of you and taking you to 'Magic Man'

"Go F*** yourself b****, " Husk said

"F***! " You yelled, you then looked at Angel,
You pointed,

"B****!"

Husk
Your literal first word was 'F***'