Absurdist Stories

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...

Rookie wizards Olga and Roxie are called upon to save their castle home from a stray comet. With the aid of a deranged Faun, they must travel into the forbidden land of...

Chapter 1 of The Box Factory

Political Satire, absurdist poem, taken from or inspired by direct quotes or editorials . This is far from high - art, it Trump-speak.

Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.

A troupe of rebellious adolescents ventures to the dark dilapidated drug district, seeking freedom from the clean suburban life they so detested.

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

An Absurdist Short Story A man waits, in a room full of people.

Starts as the parody of a smutty fanfic, turns into a parody of a nail-biting heist. It features an abundance of inside jokes, a completely absurd plot and a style simil...

Private Eye Jim is a broke Private Eye.

If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...

short absurdist-fiction stories