Derp Stories

Erik thought he had seen all weirdness and cruelty of the world. Well until he meets a chorus member who changes everything with an odd twist. She will change Erik's fat...

.....which hopefully doesn't suck. Hi. Hello. Hello. Welcome to my guide to making a Hunger Games character! Here you'll find snark, sarcasm, and everything you need to...

Like the title states. This is.... creepypasta zodiacs. Ooooohhhhh......

He told me he would be back in six weeks. I've never heard such bullshit in my life.

EEP. SUMMARIES. I HATE SUMMARIES. THAT SUMS IT UP.

Ian was born with his eyes shut, and could not get them open. This was for the best, as open eyes brought a big surprise, but nobody knew that until it was too late. The...

You are Haruhi's adopted sister, (y/n) Neko. You have black cat ears and a tail, which you hide under your hoodie. What will happen when you meet the host club. How will...

Plus Ultra memes

😂😝This is a lemon which means its going to be sour😝😂 (Y/N) = your name (h/c) = hair color (f/c) = favorite color (2/f/c)= 2nd favorite color (h/l) = hair length

it starts off as a normal day for ink and error the two fight but error doesn't come out alive

Humor. Love. Romance. Puckbrina.. Shipping. What could possibly go wrong?

What if Void Steve raises Sabre? What would his life be like? Well here's a story about that.

Astrid and Hiccup have been together for five years. Nothing could be better. Except for the fact that....you'll have to read to find out... Drama and sweetness within t...

Ever since she was young, she had been interested in boxing. She finally got a scholarship to some high up boarding school in America with her twin brother, the co-capta...

Like the title, a bunch of Heroes of Olympus oneshots. [We do not own any HoO characters, they all belong to Rick Riordan. And, we dont own you.] (we are currently inac...

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Random Scenarios book inspired by @Xx_Ayn_xX

Ryan started fitting in on his third year but something happens...

Welcome to the Kirby roleplay. You should stop by sometime. We got memes. Despite the memes, serious roleplays happen here too. 2015 - 2017 was definitely the peak. Curr...

Basically what the title says. Stories with a Derp Crew name (not a ship) are stories from that PoV that don't have a ship or an AU about the Derp Crew. I don't write...