Harambe Stories

bil·let-doux /ˌbilāˈdo͞o/ noun DATED•HUMOROUS a love letter.

This is a porno.

Don't take me seriously here bro. I swear bro. Don't read it bro. Don't say I didn't warn you bro. Dedicated to Mercy. May we all have a Mercy. "This gave me cancer...

When Em was a bby, she fell into a gorilla exhibit in a local zoo, and was dragged around the water by a giant gorilla named Harambe. After she was saved, they shot Hara...

some random ShrekX_____ stories

Shrump is love Shrump is loaf

16 year old Max has a boring lifestyle. By day he wastes countless hours in school, and by night he admins a meme page. But once this teenager found out about Harambe hi...

in which a one direction star is in love with harambe

My name is Lexy. Lexy Hettinger. I live in North Carolina with my mom, older sister, Peyton, and my younger sister, May. My dad left me when I was really little. It has...

teen love turns into a nightmare

monkeys

The death of Harambe was unreasoned. I'm pretty sure the child was not even injured. (This is for comedy. No hurt feelings or anything. No racial slurs. I got the poems...

"Mommy, Mommy, can we go see the gorillas now?" - After the unfortunate death of Harambe, scientists found a way to revive our beloved gorilla. By taking some...

Join Buzz and Harambe on an adventure to Uranus to save Woody.

welcome to love island! wanna know who finds true love? read to find out (;

Jim

stuff that I say

Beatrice was just your average schoolgirl with a crush on a boy. BUT WILL HER WILDEST FANTASIES EVER COME TRUE??????????? (this was meant to be written badly please don'...