Idiocy Stories

147 Stories

Sunflowers (Quackity x Reader) by HonestlyWhatIsLove
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Sunflowers (Quackity x Reader)by Schizophrenic
"your beauty marks," I whisper and he raises his eyebrows slightly, "they look like constellations." ----- Living with a streamer, y/n is exposed to...
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text messages {#1} | ✓ by Miraaaaculous
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text messages {#1} | ✓by mir
-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was...
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minsung oneshots ! by vanillasung
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minsung oneshots !by ♡𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖞♡
𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴. ❀ 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈: 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 ❀ 𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯�...
Primus' Little Miracle- Transformers Prime by WrenchthrowingEm
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Primus' Little Miracle- Transforme...by Saanvi Kumar
Solus has left a descendant on Earth behind. But, here's the thing. She's human. Meet Ace and travel along with the Transformers Prime crew on this maybe moderately okay...
Better Together by IfYouHaveAnInterest
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Better Togetherby IfYouHaveAnInterest
Wholesome fluff with the bad sans poly. Where Killer is an idiot, as usual. Dust is done with everyone. Horror will probably grab some popcorn as he is hungry all the ti...
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot by DoodleandBug
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SCPs but they're explained by an i...by Olive Oil
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right no...
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Nudes by _impunity
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Nudesby _impunity
This is a true story. Don't copy it and all that shit ™ I found an app that actually let me copy that shit and paste it see: ™™™ Now I am going to take advantage of it...
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Shockwave's new pet by Pro_Plargos_Shipper
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Shockwave's new petby Lolbit Fox
After finding an abandoned animatronic and using as a base for his new Predacon, he learns some things about the creator of the animatronic, and the kid inside it.
SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread by DoodleandBug
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SCPs but now with 20% more existen...by Olive Oil
Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life...
Attack on Titan Chat Room! by Etaloa
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Attack on Titan Chat Room!by Alex
Yeah... I was bored. If the cast of Attack on Titan were to talk to each other on their computers, this is how their conversations would go...
International Super Spy (Stupidity Measuring) by WarriorofDramaClan
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International Super Spy (Stupidity...by Warrior of DramaClan
Today we're going to review the Backyardigans special "International Super Spy" and look at the characters' stupidity! Now, just so I don't start a riot, I am...
Let's Pretend My Tears Are Raindrops by Bixie101
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Let's Pretend My Tears Are Raindro...by Kayce
Cancer: A malignant and invasive growth or tumor caused by abnormal cell masses, tending to recur after excision and to metastasize to other sites That's the definition...
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?Art I¿ by Ironic_Giggles
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?Art I¿by Irony
. . . . its art and things that arnt art. . . . . . Mmmmm........... So..... I have decided.... I should do this..... Even though.... I think it's a.... Very bad... Idea...
The Legend Of Serpentine; The Lost King by Emiliacats274
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The Legend Of Serpentine; The Lost...by Emi
Ta-te just wanted some food. that's all he wanted. Little did he know that his "quest" for lunch would turn into a quest for a king
My random book of randomness. About randomness. Featuring, randomness. by voltairgaming
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My random book of randomness. Abou...by Sukuro Shinobi
Just randomness. If you couldn't tell.
Stupid Things I've Said by RandomAwesomeness13
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Stupid Things I've Saidby Random Awesomeness
Join Rae on a journey as she reveals some really stupid things she's said. Cover by SacrificingApples Thx SacrificingApples, im too lazy to do a cover myself. You'r...
Crack about random cats. (That don't exist) by thewormyoudreamedof
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Crack about random cats. (That don...by Worm
Just random crack-fics about made up/ real cats; stupid things cats do at random times. Warning: dumb, weird. Beware!
How to write Yaoi and Gay Relationships CORRECTLY by twofacedNovelist
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How to write Yaoi and Gay Relation...by twofacedNovelist
Wattpad has an issue with making good, logical homosexual relationships. I'm going to teach you all how and rant about how bad homoerotica is on this site.