Suckmyass Stories

Samantha is trapped in a love triangle 🤷🏽‍♀️ All 18 💗💞 SMUT CURSING ALCOHOL FIGHTING AND MORE

art by shipslots on twitter and instagram! i know they now dont draw DSMP but they still draw amazing art!! I DONT SHIP PEPOLE IRL ONLY ONLINE PERSONAS I DONT SHIP MINOR...

This is my first book! Hopefully, you like it :) Author notes are in bold.

have fun reading and thank you for reading

What happens when Eren find his best friend who is also his crush crying at his front door? 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒...

Hi guys it's me suction cup man LOOK AT ME GO! I heard lots of people were writing stories about me and somebody called Y/N I've never met them before but I'm gonna leav...

My submission for @Cringeworthycliche 's Mary Sue Awards Cover by @elicits !! Sadie thanks you so much for making it! (Please note that this book is completely satirical...

hhhhnnnnnnnnn tOESIES?!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!??

My writing sucks ass and this will prolly make no sense but isn't that what makes it good? yeah one piece characters in university, definitely not been done before but y...

(Y/n) and Henry Creel have been friends ever since he's moved into his new house, but something weird has been happening ever since they've arrived. Lights flickering, t...

Your quirk is inspired by the song Trust in me by Scarlett Johansson (Kaa the snakes song) and Kaa the snake from the jungle book !warning! Slow updates, gay, bxb, bl, b...

here is a bunch of ideas on how to annoy hoomans on wattpad WARNING ONLY DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO WILL FIND IT FUNNY AND WONT REPORT YOU I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING PLEAS...

red velvet x licorice smut (this is not a serious sex story dont click if you don't want your time wasted)

A tale of love so hot lava will seem cool to the touch. 👄 Therapy should be safe and calming, but what happens when your therapist also happens to be horny and has the...

Basically my dreams

Idk what this was 👩🏻‍🦯

It sucks lol

Exactly what the title says

Since you wanna be an annoying person mason, here's our convo since im so obsessed with you (: #32 in ugly truth