Ok a friend just remind me of an embarrassing thing that I did some years ago. I was tipsy and decided to call a friend smart right...
So this is how my message went hi buddy hi friend what's up homie um um I was just wondering are you hairy down there? is it annoying to walk a man with a little thing? Or is it more annoying to walk around with a big thing? Do you stink really bad down there? I got to go I got to call you. Oh yeah I forgot can you bring me something sweet to o haha haha hahaha do not tell you know who about you know what