random criminal minds mini stories (‼️warning‼️: funny )

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So one day, y/n and spencer wanted to surprise everyone by going to disney world.

They called everyone and told them what was going on and they were all so excited, especially rossi.

Y/n got the car all packed up and stuff idk and put like her stuff she needs like tampons cuz she started bleeding out of her vagina . 😲😲😲

Then spencer got ready and during the car ride there, spencer was talking about some math equation, rossi was eating pasta, jj was arguing with will about throw pillows, emily was being a bad bitch, hotch was literally just sitting there emotionless, derek was listening to wap, garcia was listening to wap with derek and sucking his fat cock 😏😏, and y/n was driving. They got there and decided to unpack and go into their rooms. 😏😏 Emily and jj share a room 😏😏, Spencer and y/n shared a room, Hotch and Rossi share a room, and Garcia and derek share a room 😏😏.

They all go to the rollercoasters, they find one to go on, but they had to wait a bit cuz Rossi was showing random people his different kinds of pasta.

The team finally found a rollercoaster to ride, and they all got on.

Right as they got on, Garcia just started screaming and derek started weirdly dancing. Rossi was still eating pasta.

"Hey dude you can't eat pasta on the ride", someone from the row behind us yelled.

Rossi flipped him off and just dumped some of his pasta on the dude.

Emily laughed and Jj looked at her tiddies 😏😏😏

Garcia was still screaming and Derek was laughing.

Hotch just sat there the whole entire ride with no expression on his face.

Spencer was saying some shit about how Albert Einstein was actually dumb as fuck, and y/n started to feel sick.

Right after they got off the ride, y/n ran to the bathroom.

She had to shit .😩😩😩

She shit and ran out of the bathroom with shit stains on her pants and she saw spencer getting down on one knee. 😲😲😲😲

"Y/n will you marry me" he said.

"Yeah ig lol", y/n said.

So they got married ig.

Y/n and everyone else walked over to rossi eating pasta and told him to get up so they could go on another rollercoaster.

They found one and it was the same as before, rossi was eating pasta, hotch was emotionless, garcia screaming, derek dancing, emily being hot asf, jj looking at emily's tiddies, spencer being smart ig and yeah whatever else happened before i forgot.

Garcia was screaming loudly, annoying everyone else on the ride, when Derek fell off the rollercoaster.

Everyone started clapping and laughing. "I never liked him anyway, i just wanted that mf for his fat dick🙄🙄", Garcia said. All of them agreed, even about the fat dick part 😏😏.

Then spencer and y/n had 46 babies together and named them all Kyle.

The end ❤️❤️‼️‼️🥰🥰