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hey

hi

wyd?

nothing really

you?

same

cool

yeah

how's school

boring

what class you in

philosophy

sounds sophisticated

yeah i guess

cool

mhm

did i do something wrong?

no

why

you're dry today

you started it

fair enough lol

haha

is your class almost over?

there's like ten minutes left

the professor usually goes over time though

what do you even talk about in that class

life

liberty

the pursuit of happiness

very american of you

we do live in florida 🤠

rednecks galore

especially at ucf

i mean i'm a florida gators fan so i wouldn't know

i thought you didn't go to college

i don't

i just grew up cheering for them

cool

yeah

finally, we are released to sweet death

i am free

well that was dramatic

please don't leave me on delivered for half an hour after talking about being released to death

that's scary

sorry lol i was flirting with the ta

he kinda looks like bellamy blake

oh.

idk who that is

but yay you're alive

i refuse to die, purely out of spite

i will outlive the queen of england or so help me god

she's immortal

your quest is in vain

NO

I REFUSE

she will outlive us all

lizzy never dies

this is propaganda

isn't that when you take a good look at something

like 'wow this is a proper gander'

but in like a cockney accent

idk

WoW tHiS iS a PrOpAh GaNdAh

that was one of the worst things i've read in my entire life

and i've read caillou x peppa pig fanfiction

so the bar's pretty high

do you have the link lmao

?!?!?!?!?!?

NOT FOR ME

I WAS GONNA SEND IT TO NICK

sure you were 🤨

moving on...

what's your name

please tell me

why we going so fucking fast wOoOooAaHhHh

tell. me.

don't be a little pissbaby, geez

how do you know about that ????

know about what ???

did my sister tell you

what did she tell me ?

pissbaby

huh

that's a common insult

WAIT

am i picking up what you're laying down rn

depends

did you wet the bed

depends

no it doesn't fucking depend

yes or no

...

depends

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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