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saggy sarah😩😩😩😩

dream pov:
i run to the bathroom and slam the door shut. i go to the sink and look at myself. "damn i'm sexy-" my thought gets cut off when i hear noises coming from the shower.
i walk over slowly and rip the curtain off the wall and find a woman standing there with technoblade.
dream: what the hell techno what are you doing here- and who is this- why are you guys in my house?
techno: dream..please help she won't leave me alone.
i stand there shocked and then try to say something but i can't.
girl: techno ur gonna do what i say alright?
techno: saggy sarah i promise i will do anything i- i need to get home to my family of fried orphans... please...
saggy: alright fine then
she pauses and looks at me
dream: what the hell don't look at me like that
she looks back at technoblade and then me again.
saggy: who else lives here? is it just you?
dream: w-why?
i slowly back away but hit my back on the counter.
dream: shit ouch god damnit
i say and then look back at saggy.
dream: it's me, and my two other friends .. but why?
saggy: techno?
she says while hitting his arm.
techno:aHH MAMAMIA
he jumps up and frantically looks around.
saggy: were u just sleeping? come on man u cant be sleeping right now loser.
techno: sorry....im sorry
he sighs.
saggy: i want u, techno
she pauses and looks at me
dream: whenever u look at me like that, i want to slam my head into a brick wall
i look towards techno and back at saggy.
saggy: ANYWAYS AHEM BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING... techno i want you to make the decision, stab one of that guys friends or stab urself and die right here so this man gets charged with murder
dream: i have a name prickface
saggy: oh shut the fuck up
dream: WOAH THERE BUSTER
techno: HOW ABT I STAB U SAGGY SARAH
he stands up and i watch him stab a butter knife into sarah's skull. she slowly dies there in my bathtub.
i cover my mouth.
dream: techno-
we sit there in silence for a few moments.
techno: aye man wanna go get some mcdonald's?
dream: yeah that sounds good
we get up and walk out of the bathroom.

we walk out to the kitchen and see george and tommy sitting there talking. george spots us and tilts his head.
george: whys....
he looks techno up and down.
george:...techno here? and how did he get in i've been out here the whole time
dream: oh um-yea idk
tommy turns around and looks at us both.
tommy: oh hey techn-
techno: don't talk to me u child. i don't know why u don't understand i hate u. will u ever realize?
he says while staring tommy down, holding a knife in hand.
tommy: woah woah big man no need to ha- why do u have a knife..
he hops off the counter and backs away and walks into george
george: god tommy watch where ur walking jesus christ
tommy looks at him.
george: what-
he shakes his head and looks the other way, continuing to wash the BIG dishes since dream cant do it himself.
tommy: there is a grown man staring me down with a huge ass knife and the- is that blood on the knife what the fAwK? okay okay i think i should get going guys aha-
he grabs his shoes and slips them on while
standing near the front door.
dream: where are you going tommy.
tommy: um let's just say, far away
dream: i-
techno: don't u live here tho
tommy reaches for the door knob but pauses.
tommy: oh....ur right
he looks at everyone.
he takes his shoes off and walks back towards us.
tommy: thanks man for reminding me where i live! appreciate it man
he says while shaking technos hand.
techno: yea no problem man- wait i hate you i forgot
george: how do u forget u hate someone
techno: oh shut-
there's a yell from the hallway and then sapnap comes running out from the hall.
sapnap: aAYEE wassup guys?
dream: oh jesus christ alright everyone out i do not have TIME FOR THIS GOD
i push techno out of the way and grab sapnaps arm. he faces towards me and smiles.
sapnap: are we abt to kiss rn?
dream: yes wait what no GOD DAMNIT JUST LEAVE MY HOUSE U CAN COME BACK LATER-
sapnap and techno walk out.

i turn around and look at tommy and george.
dream: kids these days am i-
george: whys u say yes to kissing him.