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Streaming this random unpopular game from a random unpopular server called 'DreamSMP' be sure to come watch!
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You were killed by Dream using [Nightmare]
TheEret: Oh no that's not very nice :(
Mint: he's a fucking pissbaby
You were killed by Dream using [Nightmare]
"You know, when you invited me to your server this is not what I had in mind," complained Mint.
"Sounds like a you problem," said Dream, once again killing Mint.
"Please... please stop." Mint asked half-heartedly.
"Congratulations, you're canonically dead and can't interfere with anything unless I want you to."
"Was that necessary?"
"No, but I enjoyed it."
""At the very least can you reimburse me for my suffering Mr Dream?" Mint asked.
"Consider this a one-off gift," Dream said, dropping a completely OP axe on the floor alongside unenchanted Netherite armour, "Be careful to never to cross me."
"Geez, sugar daddy vibes much?" Mint laughed.
Dream exclaimed his classic, "What!?" And failed at forming any other words.
TommyInnit joined the game
TommyInnit: vc2
TommyInnit: vc2
TommyInnit: vc2
TommyInnit: vc2
TommyInnit: vc2
TommyInnit: vc2
Mint: I'm guessing you might want me to join vc2
"Twitch streamer MintMelody, how are you my friend?" Said Tommy in a very TommyInnit way.
"I have joined this server for one reason, and one reason alone. To laugh at your exile," stated Mint.
"That doesn't seem like a nice thing to do,"
"Tough luck mate, now show me your shitty house," Maelynn commanded.
The trip through the Nether was shorter than she thought it would be, if you ignored the time both her, Tommy, and Dream all fell off the path and took a extra-long detour.
"Oh- oh my gosh what is that monstrosity?" Questioned Mint, looking at a wooden figure with a pumpkin head.
"How dare you? That is my girlfriend, I have Snapchat streaks with her."
Dream put in his input, "Tommy this is an embarrassing sight to see..."
"Gunna have to agree with pissbaby for that one, this is sad," laughed Mint.
"You guys suck," grumbled Tommy, "At least I have a house, you two are both homeless people!"
user1 - pffttt
user2 - lmao
user3 - homeless twins, we stan
user4 - HOME HOME
user5 - Tommy is sassy today lmao
"Well crap, suppose I'll need to make a house then, bye Tommy," said Mint
"No don't just leave I'm bored, Dream? Dream? Can I go with her?"
"Fine, but you can't go more than fifty blocks out Tommy," settled Dream.
"Does that mean I have to live with Tommy? Ew."
"Hey!"
Dream left to go and film a video, so Maelynn settled for making her small cottage in the woods behind Logstedshire, Tommy spent most of his time stealing and destroying the crafting table she was using resulting in a very dead TommyInnit.
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