Greamno and MCYT Oneshots

Jurassic Fun!

Requested by PatchworkMimikyu! Thanks for the prompt! This one's probably gonna be pretty short, sorry about that!

Grian was way, way to excited for this.

It had been years since he'd gone to Jurassic Park, and he was ecstatic when he found out Techno had managed to swipe three tickets to the theme park.

"I wish they had real dinosaurs." Grian commented, grabbing at a map.

"That's exactly what the movies told us would be a bad idea, Gri." Dream remarked softly, swiping the map for Grian.

"Honestly we should just hunt them into non-existence." Techno concluded.

"Fair enough, fair enough." Grian smiled, taking the map from Dream. "Let's seeeeeeeee,..."

"We could go on the raft ride?" Dream offered.

"Raft ride sounds good." Techno seconded.

"Raft ride!" Grian shouted in excitement. "Alright, left exit..,"

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They got lost.

"We are not lost," Dream protested. "It's a shortcut."

"A shortcut?" Techno asked, rasing an eyebrow.

"We took a few wrong turns, that's all!"

"Oh be quiet and take this right!" Grian commanded, steering the bickering duo into another crowd of people.

"Wait, guys, look!" Dream shouted, pointing up.

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

"We made it!" Grian shouted, smile spreading across his face.

"Now raft ride." Techno said.

"Yes, now raft ride." Grian responded, walking towards the ride.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Grian screeched with the rest of the guests as they where suddenly thrust downwards, straight into a splash at the bottom.

"IPRAYTOMYGODTHATILIVETHROIGHTHISEXPERIENCEIPRAYTOMYGODTHATILIVETHTOUGHTHISEXPERIENCEI-" Techno chanted in the background.

"WOOOOOOOAHHHAHAHAHAHWOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dream screamed, getting soaked.

The ride jittered to a stop and the passengers all climbed out.

"THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!" Grian laughed excitedly.

"N e v e r a g a i n" Techno whispered.

"I thought we went through the Tyrannosaurus Rex, not bellow it!" Dream giggled, grabbing the map from his waterproof coat. "Now, were do we go next..."

"Hey, this looks fun!" Grian smiled, pointing at a safari-looking attraction.

"What's it like?" Dream asked.

"We get to go around in safari carts and look at dinosaur animatronics!" Grian explained excitedly.

"Anything, anything that is not whatever that was-" Techno panted.

"Alright, Safari ride!" Dream laughed.

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"Look at that dinosaur!" Grian pointed. "An omnivore, I'd say a Raptor!"

"Cool!" Dream smiled, taking a photo.

"Hunters, those are. Hunt in groups, outrun and tire the prey." Techno quoted.

"Really? I didn't know that!" Grian laughed.

"Hmmmm, there are a lot of things you do not know young Padawan."

"Hey, this isn't Star Wars land!"

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After three more rides, the trio decided it was time for lunch.

"Let's go to the dinosaur parlor!" Grian suggested.

"Or the rocketship restraunt?" Dream offered.

"We're here for Jurassic Park right now. We do rocketship stuff tomorrow." Grian explained.

"Fair." Dream said, throwing his hands up in mock surrender.

"Now come on, let's go!"

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"OUTRAGE! AN OUTRAGE!" Techno shouted as he was escorted out of the dining place by security.

"Ohhhh boy." Grian murmured. "Atleast I got to finish my pizza."

"Techno, you don't have to eat it, y'know." Dream called.

"It's inhumane!"

"It's pork."

"Even worse!"

"Techno, please don't get us kicked out of the park for this!" Grian groaned. "I am terribly sorry." He apologized to security.

"Just doin' our job. Keep an eye on that one."

"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir." Grian waved as security left.

"Sorry." Techno basically whispered.

"It's okay, Techy. Now come in, our tickets expire in three days! Let's go on a rollercoaster!"

"A what?"

"Oh Techno, you'll love rollercoasters..."

Done. Finally, finally done. 595 words, but it's finally done.

Shishi out for the night-