testing -- technoblade oneshots

Canon-ish Dream Team-Up

(A/N: Dream and techno team up? Kind of spoilers but not really how it went down. Instead of frustrated techno going into the team up, I wanted the betrayal to make beast Techno, and make him do exactly what everyone thinks he does. Just something about unhinged, rabid Techno teaming up with Dream is just chefs kiss)

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It's only when Technoblade looks out his window that he realizes the presences he detected weren't of the butcher army again, but Dream and some others he couldn't see.

He doesn't go out immediately upon realizing -- instead opting to sweep some more potions off his shelves and into his cloak, now wanting to be even more prepared. He grabs a totem of undying just in case since that green eyed man, however psychotic, was one of the few people he could actually lose a fight to.

As he finishes up, he recognizes that it was three people? He wonders briefly to himself who it could be with Dream. Actually, it don't matter, and Techno shakes his head as he leaves to go greet his guests.

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The chat was going crazy, as they always did when Technoblade was met face to face with this masked man who oozed both danger and confidence. Powerful people always got his blood pumping, but his senses weren't always going haywire in alarm. Something told him things were going to go wrong after meeting him, and it wasn't the voices.

"Hi Techno."

"Hallo."

"Sorry about this, I forgot to let you know in advance. We need to head to L'manburg, now."

"Wha-"

"Heyyy, mate." The sudden voice shot anxiety into Technoblade and the hybrid slowly turns his head as he locks onto the sight of Philza several blocks away, walking towards him with his wings bound together with metal cuffs, otherwise looking unharmed except for the sword held loosely at his throat by Punz.

"Dream...?"

"I thought you would want a friend with you when we go see L'manburg, Techno." The man gave him a smile, and as he watches the man remove his mask, it became clear, this man was not here to be made fun of for being homeless, he was here for something that didn't spell good, for anyone.

"Get down for me will you? We need to get there soon"

"Get... what?"

"I said down, do you need help getting down?" Dream's tone seems like he's joking, but it's sharp and mocking to anyone really listening.

The voices in his head intensify, and Techno wants to feel fresh blood on his hands, and his nails dig into his hands almost hard enough to draw it, but the small hiss of pain from his friend makes him snap his eyes onto that same liquid he was thinking of.

He could only watch in concealed horror as a tiny bit drips on the netherite sword that was slightly breaking the skin at Philza's throat.

He sees Punz and Phil both looking unfazed, but the grimace that the winged man does doesn't go unnoticed. The piglin hybrid isn't looking long because he whips his eyes to green ones practically immediately.

"Just lean down Techno, I really don't have time for this. It's just a little prop for the show."

The face holding those green eyes smile, coy, relaxed, and unbothered with the growls coming out of the taller man looking down at him.

Technoblade was, a piglin human hybrid, and even if he didn't look much like a piglin except for his ears and tusks, he had some of the height of one. He reaches close to seven feet tall, and Dream was telling him to what?