girl : are you a cigarette?
cute-nerd-in-bio(boy) : well, no. smoking gives you can--
girl : yeah, i know, psh. you give me cancer.
cute-nerd-in-bio : i do? i'm that bad?
girl : cancer of the heart, baby, cancer of the heart.
cute-nerd-in-bio : you have a heart disease?! holy friggity shit i am so sorry, oh my gosh what do i do DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO HOSPITAL?!
girl : he's so cute when he's flustered !!!1111!!!!11!!!!!1!!!
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Pick-up lines for the Needy
Short Story{ in the tune of "do you want to build a snowman"} so you want to build a stable relationship, c'mon I'll write this book lo•ve - some kind of feeling that people get when they see a hot other person (1) - when someone sees their soulmate(you really...
