a WEEB goes adventuring: a konosuba x reader story

WE ARE (NOT) THE GHOST BUSTERS!

~~<<KAZUMA'S POV>>~~

A bit of a recap, after Y/n left with Darkness for their Quest, me and Aqua visited a magic shop within Axel to meet an acquaintance that we met a while back. Her name was Wiz, and she was a Demon king general. Now she may have been a general, but she was only tasked on keeping the barrier of their "HQ" up. I asked Wiz to teach me a skill while keeping Aqua from purifying her out of existence. After that an old man came and asked us to exorcise a mansion in exchange for us getting to live in it. And now we stand in front of the mansion with the new member in tow, and Snowy, admiring the place.

~~<<3rd PERSON POV>>~~

Y/n: Holy, now this is a step up! Great job, Kazuma!

He gives Kazuma a toothy grin while giving a thumbs up then gets back to petting Snowy who eased into his touch.

Kazuma: yeah, I know.

Aqua: not bad! Yes, not bad at all! This should be a fitting place for me to live in!

She exclaims in excitement.

Megumin: wasn't this originally some aristocrat's villa?

Darkness: yes, but the landlord is certainly generous, allowing us to live here as a reward if we can be able to exorcize it.

Emerald: very generous.

Kazuma: Wiz is apparently known as a famous magician in our city.

Y/n: huh. That's neat.

Kazuma: it is, isn't it? And because of that, people often bring cases like this to her.

Aqua: with this, we can make it through winter without worry! Like they say, "make the best of a bad situation." nothing less from me!

Y/n: the same can be said about you. You may be dumb as a brick, but you can be useful at times if used right.

Aqua: hey! That's so mean!

Y/n: why you booing me? I'm right.

Kazuma: break it up you two.

Kazuma decide to break them up before anything happens as he continued.

Kazuma: so according to the Landlord. Spirits reappear instantly, no matter how many times they try to exorcize them.

Aqua: then you can leave that to me! I am a Goddess and an Arch priest!

Y/n: also an idiot.

Aqua: STOP!

Y/n: never!

Kazuma then bonked them both on the heads as they both simultaneously yelped in pain.

Y/n and Aqua: Ow!

Kazuma: I said stop.

They both rub their heads while the other people in their group look on as they sweat drop at the scene.

Emerald: wow... it's never a dull moment with you all.

Megumin: yup!

Darkness: absolutely.

They talked among themselves. After Kazuma was done scolding the two, Aqua was now doing her thing by extending her arms towards the Mansion as a glowing white light shone from her arms.

Everyone: ooh!~

Aqua: I see it, I see it! There was a child born in this mansion to an aristocrat who mad a move on his maid, partly for fun, and that illegitimate child was confined here at the mansion.