3rd pov-
elmo was scrolling on his phone feeling as lonely as ever. if only there was someone for him then maybe he would live a long happy life of joy and laughter. he went onto the microsoft app store and decided to search up "fuck buddies" in the search tab trying to find a shitty 3d porn game, instead tinder popped up. "huh..." elmo thought, looking down at his phone. maybe this is his chance to find a lover? without hesitation he started to download the app.
after deleting over 200000 child porn pics off his phone he finally had enough room to download this shit. he opened up the app n made a account called 'daddy red.' he scrolled through countless of profiles n read each one desperately. he sighed almost giving up until he found a certain profile. the screen name read 'dr phil.' looking through the photos, elmo found his face heating up. He swiped left and so did dr phil.
They went straight to a conversation over text.
Daddy red: heyy
Dr phil: hey daddy red
Daddy red: dtf?
Dr Phil: give me an address bb
elmo gave dr phil his address. After a couple of minutes dr phil showed up at elmos shit hole of an apartment. he was wearing gUccI like the rich mf he was. "hey babbby" elmo said with a smirk on his weird ass red face. Dr phil looked at him and waved. without any more words the two bitches went into a hardcore makeout session. elmo placed him hands on dr phils rock hard dick and palmed it as he kissed him sloppily (;- D) dr phil pulled away completely embarrassed as he gasped for air. "e-elmo slow down.." dr phil pleaded, elmo only laughed. "naw babe...we gonna do this my way luv" elmo ripped dr phils pants off, phil only screamed out " THOSE PANTS COSTED 200 DOLLAR-" elmo shut him up by choking him. "im gonna fuck you so hard philly bby" elmo said as he stared at dr phils bald ass head. he flipped him around n pushed him against the bed, elmo pushed his dick up against dr phils p h a t ass. "i want you to shake ur ass" elmo moaned out, dr phil complied. "yeaaaaa bby...wiggle wiggle wiggle!" he said as he slid his dick into his ass hard n rough (kinky) Dr phil moaned loudly and kicked his legs around trying to pull away from elmo. Elmo on fucked him harder. "mmm no getting away now baby phil" he chanted mockingly. Elmo and his massive 9 inch cock fucked dr phil until his insides turned inside out. he's dead now. his kidneys were on the floor. elmo is now charged for manslaughter and in jail.
Thats it.
fuck off now.
:- )
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a bitchy love story (elmo n barney)
Paranormalwhile looking on tinder elmo comes across a very mysterious man. with his bald head n his fancy suit, elmo had found the man of his dreams.
