Dan you've had enough
no you've too much
you don't have to be rude
I'm sorry
I don't think I can forgive you*turns away to hide smirk*
no Philly please
he is so cute when he is tipsy like a gullible child (Phil's thoughts)
I will forgive you
YAAAYYYY *goes in for hug*
*phil stops him*
On one condition
what's that?, he asked nervously
you have to keep your hobbit hair for two days of my choosing
ugh fine
best two days ever (thoughts)
you have achieved forgiveness my friend
Yay
just friend (thoughts)
_____Next day_______
Phiiilll my head hurts
well who's fault is it that
*gives Phil evil glare*
Would you like something to drink?It could help. I already have one made.
Sure why not, what damage could it do.
As Dan went for his his drink Phil pulled it away
What the hell Phil I'm thirsty
You can have it if you keep your hobbit hair for today
Awe Phil you know I have to go out today
Exactly the whole world should know the truth
LET THEM KNOW DAN
Plus you said you would for two days of my choosing
*phil sticks out tongue*
Ugh fine only bc I was drunk and I shouldn't of agreed to that deal
Yayyyy here you go
*dan takes sip*
*spits everywhere*
What the hell is this
It's tea Dan
What did you put in it?
Sugar
Milk
And some energy drink to wake you up
Why would you put energy drink in
tea?
To wake u up duh silly
*dan walks over in front of Phil*
Drink it.
What?
Take a sip Phil
It will wake you up
Erm... Uh I'm good but thanks
No no no I insist
No I won't drink it Dan
Fine be that way
*sets down tea*
Since I'm gonna make a new drink would you like one?
Yes that would great
I'm sure it would be...
What do you mean?
Oh nothing...
Why don't you turn on the news and see what's happening
Okay Dan tell me it's ready
Sure thing
As I walked to the living area I could hear Dan and his usual morning commotion
Not much longer after I sat down he came in with two cups
Our cat whiskers mug(can be found at danandphilshop.com) and a hello kitty one
He set them on the coffee table and sat down beside me
I leaned toward the hello kitty cup and was about to grab it until...
SMACK
What was that for dan😢
That's my cup Phil
But I want the hello kitty cup it's always been mine
Not today Philly
Pleeeeaaaase Dan?
-_- fine have it your way
As I reached for the cup it was still warm I could feel the heat
I took a big sip to quench my morning thirst
WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!?!
What do you mean Phil
Is something wrong?(Sounding slightly sarcastic)
This is not what I wanted!
Really but Phil it's your cup
Surely you wanted it
What did you do?!
I may have misread the spices and instead of sugar I added black pepper to your tea
How do you mistake black pepper for sugar?!?!?
I guess i was in a daze from my first drink
I can't imagine why
*phil glares at dan*
After a small fight over Phil's now peppered mug they settled down and had a good morning. As they were getting ready for the day Phil heard a large crash coming from dans room
OH MY GOD DAN
OPEN THE DOOR
YOU ARE READING
It a Long Story... (A Phanfiction)
Teen FictionOkay so this is my first ever Phanfiction so ease don't judge the story. I know it's pretty bad but I still hope you enjoy. :)
