Lima bean: GUYS I AM SCREAMING INTERNALLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
boobear: are you okay-
Lima bean: LOOK AT WHAT ZAYN SENT ME THIS MORNING
Lima bean:Lima bean: HES SO GOOD LOOKING-
Hazza: 🧍♀️
Boobear: um Chile anyways so-
Hazza: did you guys see the pap pics of Lewis and Niall
Lima bean: omg I completely forgot were actually allowed to be seen in public together.
Boobear: I think we all should just go out and purposely get papped holding and like kissing each other just to piss Simon off
Zaynie; that's a great idea but can it wait until I'm done sleeping
Boobear: why are you always sleeping
zaynie: BECAUSE ITS 12 IN THR MORNING STUPID
Boobear: jeez. No need to get cranky-
Lima bean: I kinda want a child now...
Zaynie: no
Lima bean: I didn't ask you Zayn-
Zaynie: well I'm your husband.
Lima bean: ugh. Whatever. I'm going back to bed bye bitches 😗✌🏽
Boobear: bye I guess-
Hazza: so...about a child
Boobear: Harry no
Hazza: please boobear 🥺🥺
Hazza: we've been married for 7 years...Boobear: yes we have-
Hazza: so..can we have a child 🥺
Boobear: fine
Hazza: WAIT REALLY-
boobear: yes Harry, we can have a child
Hazza: AKDKEOAD WHEN CAN WE GO TO THE ADOPTION CENTER
Boobear: let's give it a couple days before we go
Hazza: GUYS IN GONNA BE A DADDY 😭😭
Nialler: we see.
Hazza: IM SO HAPPY AHHHHHHH
nialler: does that mean I get to take the kid golfing
Boobear: no
Hazza: you guys are gonna be uncles 🥰
Nialler: uncle ✨nialler✨
Hazza: the child is gonna have Louis' last name like me.
Nialler: are you gonna get a boy or a girl
Hazza: I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS I HUST WANT MY BABY-
boobear: I'll call tomorrow and make and appointment
Hazza: thank you so much boo🥺
Boobear: anything for my Hazza❤️
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One direction groupchat
FanfictionI guess this is what happens when 5 lads are in a groupchat 🤷🏽♀️✨