LONELY HEARTS ─ disguised toast

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barelyverity ── cooked bread took this photo

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username ── how is she so beautiful eVEN WHEN WEARING SWEATS???

username1 ── username2 my SHIP

↳ username2 ── please stop existing lara

↳ username1 ── i just love them so much i can't

jasperlee ── mom would cry if she saw this photo

↳ barelyverity ── i can't always be a model jasper

diguisedtoast ── YOU'RE WELCOME for the corn dog

↳ barelyverity ── THANK YOU for the corn dog mr. bread

↳ disguisedtoast ── see, was that so hard?

↳ barelyverity ── yes???

hahana ── so you ditched me for toast... interesting...

↳ barelyverity ── we didn't have plans today? you went out before i did?

↳ hahana ── semantics

pokimanelol ── cute in every flavour

↳ barelyverity ── sounds a bit cannibalistic poki but thank you

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Cooked Bread and Veritea.

Veritea

just a warning that hana plans on targeting you later tonight

apparently you've done something to offend her

Cooked Bread

i thought she had it out for ludwig?

why is my life suddenly being threatened?

Veritea

you ignored minki and she's very upset about it

you said goodbye to yon even though minki was right there apparently

Cooked Bread

i didn't see him!

how am i supposed to say goodbye to someone i didn't see?!

Veritea

i didn't see him either but apparently he was hiding between the arm of the sofa and dr. coco the mystical bear

Cooked Bread

oh coco graduated medical school?

wait that's not the point

the point is... verity help me

Veritea

i think a message of apology might work in your favour, but i'm willing to extend my bodyguard services if needed

Cooked Bread

what would i do without you?

Veritea

get killed by hana, clearly