L walk's down the long and narrow path to Lights house. He opens the door to find it unlocked. "Hmm his house is rather empty." L says to himself. He walks up the stairs to find a room with Lights name on it. "Haha is he emo or some shit?" Says L. L walks in Lights room to find a drawer, he opens it to find just a normal diary. "Nothing interesting here, but what is scientifically there is actually a smart device under this drawer leading to a highly mechanically technical diary, the diary will contain all the secret world evidence I believe due to my psychic powers totally." Whispered L to himself. He pryed the desk open to find a diary that was labeled DeathNote. He opened the deathnote to find his name L all over it. "Light loves me?" SLAMM the door opens "Who are you, and why are you here?" Screamed Light. "A-are you in love with me?" Cried L. Light walked over to L and let L cry on his shoulder. He hushed him to sleep and let him lay on his bed. Light was fazed how cute L looked when he sleeped just like a baby with his crusty thumb in his mouth. Tempted by how good the finger looked L who was passed out DIDNT know what was about to happen. Light took L's finger and pulled down his pants to shove it up his asshole which had spiderwebs in it. He pulled the finger out after a good orgasm to see shit all over Ls hand. "Oh no oh no what am I gonna do!" whispered Light to himself. Find out next chapter.