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Monopoly as a family :3

It was a nice afternoon, we finished doing our work with Millie and Moxxie, we were with my little girl and we were bored until out of nowhere I get a call from Stolas and I go to another room

B: * I answer the phone* Hello Stolas?

S: Hi blitzy~ How is my little imp?~

B: Well boring and you?

S: Me too .. you know .. I'm alone .. ~

* blitzo at that time: *

B: ehhh, I'm with my puppy, don't you want to come with your daughter and let's all play a game together?

S: Okay, but it doesn't mean I don't give you sexual hints my little imp ~

B: uhg.. ok. -/_/-

* Stolas convinces her daughter to go hang out with the little devils *

O: I hope it's fun dad ..

S: Your calm darling, apart you have to meet your probable stepsister ;)

O: DAD! do not say that..

S: I just joked little girl .. sorry

*They arrive at I.M.P *

S:Hi blitzy ~

B: Hello Stolas, Hello ..?

O: Octavia blitzo.

B: okay, They are my employees and my family, not guys?

Moxxie: Of course n-

Millie: Sure you do * smile *

Moxxie: What?

S: * laughs slightly * how lovely

L: Let's start with I'm bored.

O: I concur -_-

B: * I put the monopoly and we started playing *

* we were playing for hours, whenever he or I bought a hotel he made sexual references to us *

S: You don't know how I would hit you at my blitzy hotel ~

B: Who votes why we leave Stolas in the Horny Jail?

*Everyone raises their hands except Stolas *

S: uh?

B: * I cut a box and put it on * you stay there little bird ~ * I laugh slightly and continue playing*

S: It's not fair blitzy

B: We all vote so it's fair * smiles and keeps playing *

Millie: * puts on a karaoke and sings *

B: TAKE MOXXIE YOU OWE ME 100,000,000 YOU ARE IN BANKRUPTCY HAHA!

Moxxie: *Internal screams *

S: Amazing my little one ~

B: I'm the best, I always win bitches B)

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That was today's anecdote :3