Link: I think that we might be on our way to freedom. Just because we're Hollows doesn't mean we like it.
Mipha: It doesn't mean we DON'T like it!
L: Well yes, but does that mean we DO like it?
M: Not necessarily, but we might
L: but do we?
M: I don't think so, but the collective consciousness suggests that we MUST do something evil or we will EXPLODEEE
L: (she does that sometimes)
Revali: I have a feeling you're making reference to something or other.
Urbosa: They probably are.
M: So guys should we do something evil, or...
L: I think we should focus on getting out of here.
U: Evil sounds fun, but next time we go on this chat THIS GNAWING FEELING HAD BETTER BE GONE
R: Maybe Evil™ will help?
U: No, no, it's Evil©
R: I was sure it was a trademark
U: It was copyright.
L: For once I'm taking Revali's side. It was Evil™.
M: It was neither, just Evil.
Daruk: Mipha's right.
R: Daruk! Where were you all these 154 words?
D: Revali stop being illegal please
R: oh right.
M: That was VERY illegal
L: StOp WitH tHe oNgOiNg jOkeS
D: Can we get back on topic? This chat just kinda drifts until we get all angry. We need to stay on topic to keep the peace!
Zelda: WHAT IN 206 WORDS DID I WALK IN ON?
D: STOP DOING THAT! ALL OF YOU! I AM USUALLY THE LIGHTHEARTED GUY, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP MENTIONING...THAT!
M: sorry
Z: Mipha, why are YOU apologising? It was ME!
R: Mipha it isn't your fault.
U: Mipha you sweet soul
L: we all love you very much
M: hm? What's happening? I feel... less fluid?
D: Mipha, you are awesome.
R: You are divine
U: wholesome
Z: beautiful
D: great
L: and very much loved
M: guys.... I- you guys are the best! I-
L: Hey Mipha are you corporeal?
M: yeah!
R: Thought so! How about we give ME love now?
U: ...
D: *cricket noises*
L: ...
Z: ...
L: no.
M: poor Revali.
R: What? Even YOU Mipha? I thought you were the nice one!
D: You know what, it's my turn. How about we get everyone to say they love us over there!
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M: Good idea, Daruk! Everyone, leave a comment on the arrow! We'll be back to normal!
L: All you need is love!
System: Groupchat closed.
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