"Oh my goodness it fell."
"It FELL?!"
"Yeah-"
"WE DID THAT SHOT SO PERFECTLY THOUGH-?"
"We could cut that part out."
"You're right but for the sake of this fanfic [FOURTH WALL BREAK] we'll redo it."
"Sake of this what?"
"Nothing, lets redo this,"
"No wait w-"
The sound went mute, absolutely nothing for two minutes, then It cut to both of them, sitting in chairs. Darryl looked like he was both extremely disappointed and in despair, while Zak was the exact polar opposite, happy, excited, and putting a happy-go-lucky persona.
"A.. So we met up-" Darryl awkwardly waved to the camera, "And.. y-yeah." He paused before quickly shoving his hand to the camera lens.
"What are you DOING?" Zak.. or Skeppy angrily muttered,
"I'm sorry its just.." Darryl [otherwise Bad] snickered "It's too awkward.."
"I get where you're coming from but just.. let me start."
The camera flickered to nothing again, shortly turning back on with Darryl covering his face in embarrassment this time.
"So we met up and.. we're going to do a Q&A together!" Bad's face was red and looked like he was going to absolutely detonate, He covered the camera lens again.
"bAAaAaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAADD-"
"WHAT?! It's just too funny-"
"WHATS FUNNY ABOUT THIS?"
"Can't we just announce it on twitter?"
"Fine, If you're gonna keep it up like this then we will."
"ME? You're clearly the elephant in the room."
Skeppy sighed and the camera turned into nothing once again, only this time It wouldn't turn back on.
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Darryl vigorously typed on his phone, Zak leaning over the couch to see what he was doing.
"Me and Sgeppy met up owo" It displayed on his screen,
"Don't you think this feels like a prank?"
"What? Naaah?"
"No, think about it, the amount of times our twitter.. thing [Happytwt if yall wanna know </3] has been going insane about it, if we told them they would obviously deny it."
"Why?"
"Cause it's twitter."
"I have no idea what you mean but I'm just going to agree with you cause I don't want to know what you'll say next."
"A- Alright."
"So what do I say?"
"Just, post a picture of us..?"
"I guess so."
Darryl swiped his finger to the camera and positioned it upwards to get both himself and Zak in the frame, doing a little ✌ and showing a smile. Zak, on the other hand looked absolutely tired and almost like he was done with Darryl's shit. Darryl, took a notice of this and placed the phone down and looked at Zak who looked like the same done-with-everyone's-shit Zak Darryl saw in the photo and grabbed him by his cheeks.
"That isn't right, here come with me to the bathroom."
"Baaaaddd.. just take the photo.."
"No, you look like an absolute MESS."
Darryl dragged the mindless-looking Zak to the bathroom and pulled out a drawer with makeup out and sat Zak down. "Right, sit still." With a shaky hand, he tried to put on foundation [covering up the eyebags] , eyeshadow, and eyeliner. After 20-30 minutes of trial and error he took a sigh and signaled Zak to look in the mirror.
"This.. is actually.. kinda really good?" Zak said looking at his reflection in the mirror.
"It is?" Darryl's eyes lit up,
"No."
Darryl's face turned from happy to down sad in just milliseconds. A sad and somber whimper turning into alligator tears.
"wAIT NO I DIDNT-"
"uuuUuuuwaaaa,,," Darryl sobbed, [Fake cry ofc]] Zak instantly tackle-hugging him in an attempt to comfort. Darryl's face turning smug as this is what he wanted. [Both of them stayed in this position for like 5 minutes btw </3 I am terrible at making transitions im so sorry]
"Oh right uh-" Darryl slipped his hands around his pockets and pulled out his phone, positioning it once again to get both of them in frame as he did a little 😀✌ [I COULD NOT TYPE THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE] and took a picture as suddenly as
Zak fell out of his chair.
Darryl looked at the photo and his hand flew over his mouth, his cheeks literally turned beet-red as he snickered, trying not to burst out in laughter. The photo was a blur-frame of Zak falling out of his chair, the image straight-up screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAA" and at this point it was IMPOSSIBLE for Darryl to not laugh at the picture.
"What so funny?" Zak angrily pouted, Darryl was 🤏 this close to exploding from laughter, slowly showing Zak the image, Zak's face turning red from embarassment.
"You gotta admit it's hilarious though."
"Don't post it.."
Darryl's face turned into a smug grin, "Too late" Zak's face turning into an angry shock before he tackled Darryl, trying to grasp the phone.
"ggGGIMMMEEE IIITT-"
Darryl laughed, "Nope!" with the unfortunate instance where Darryl is taller than Zak, it was basically impossible to get the phone. [Darryl's a lot taller than Zak cause I said so </3] After awhile of punching, small kicks, and jumping, Zak huffed and was gasping for air.
"You got to admit Geppy, this is a good photo to use." He reshowed the image for Zak to see low enough for him to see but still high enough so he wouldn't snag' it.
"Urrhhhhgghhh-- fiiinnee." He groaned in defeat, Darryl chuckling and scratching his neck. He placed the phone back into his pocket without a thought about what happened [The entire thing blew up on twitter </3] and both went back to screaming, harmlessly fighting for the fun of it, and Zak experimenting what can explode in a campfire [No harm was done].
Though at the end of the day, Twitter went absolutely batshit insane about it.
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