DRARRY ONESHOTs

HOW TO CAST A PATRONUS

A/N: So this is inspired from this meme I saw where Draco tells Pansy about the correct way to cast a Patronus and I just had to make it in a one shot though it is smaller than my usual one shots. Hope you like this.

Draco ran in the Slytherin dorms in a hurry as he caught Pansy's hand dragging her to his room. He closed the door quickly checking if someone was following him and locked the door with a spell. 

"Pansy! I finally found out!"

Pansy eyed him in confusion.

"What-?"

"Pansy I have finally discovered the secret to casting a Patronus."

"Huh?"

"Yes. Those Gryffindor bastards thought they could trick us. they said that we need to find a happy memory to conjure up a patronus."

"But-isn't-"

"No! Pansy you just need to think of something which makes you really really angry. Like someone you hate with a passion something when they come it makes you feel as if your on fire and you can't breathe when your with it."

Pansy was really confused now what in the world was her friend about.

"Oh. So what did you think about then?"

Draco looked at Pansy as if she'd lost her mind as he then rolled his eyes.

"Isn't it obvious Pansy I thought about stupid saint Potter."

Pansy had her jaw dropped on the floor as Draco continued.

"I thought about his stupid scar face when he was flying with those Gryffindorks laughing as he caught the snitch."

Pansy didn't know whether to cry or laugh or just simply smack the blond in front of him. And people call him the Slytherin prince a house which is supposedly smartest next to Ravenclaws. 

"Oh. OH Draco you know maybe-"

"Come one Pansy you try it too....How about you think about Granger? You hate her don't you? It will work Pansy just try like I did. Stupid Potter with his stupid scar and nest of a hair and those hideous shining hopeful green eyes and that weird ugly cute smile."

Pansy smacked her hand over her face as she looked at her best friend with something between pity and killing him.

"Stop it this is too much. Blaise get your arse over here. Save me." 

Blaise ran over the two Slytherins as he watched Draco grinning while Pansy looked like she could kill someone.

"I take it he told you about 'the correct way to cast a patronus?'"

"Yes" 

Pansy replied falling on the couch besides them. It was all that stupid Potter's fault if he had just asked Draco out they wouldn't have to listen to their best friend rant about it for hours. She should really write a letter giving her respects to Lucius Malfoy that poor man would have to suffer this torture for all the vacations and holidays. 

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Blaise?"

"Ya let's go write it down maybe write a howler to Potter too...let him join the fun too."

The two got up as they were about to leave the room completely ignoring the blond Malfoy.

"Hey! Where are you two going? And what about the Patronus won't you two cast it?"

"Draco I just remembered Potter called you an idiot when we were in potions class."

"He called me what!"

"Ah. Yes I heard it too." 

Pansy replied catching up with Blaise.

"I've gotta go. Meet you later."

Draco ran out of the room as the two Slytherins sighed in peace. While in the other side of the castle two Gryffindors cursed the Slytherins as they watched Malfoy running towards Harry.

"Ah. Here we go again Mione. I should really have bought those noise cancellation muggle devices George and Fred were selling earlier."

"Too late for that. Maybe we could just slid from the room. They won't realize it they never do."

"Sure. Wanna get some sleep we loose due to them?"

"Sure."

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