Sangwoo x Obama

chapter 4 lol

"When will the sacrifice happen?" Lord Faquaad asked. "Tomorrow. I'll die tomorrow," Obama muttered. "It's all for Shrek, Obama. I know dying will hurt but you'll be fine." Sonic smiled. "If you say so, Sonic." Obama frowned. "I don't want to lose Sangwoo though."

"But you only date him for his cooking?" Jimmy Fallon asked. "I am but he's so amazing. I love him."
"If you say so," Grandma said. "Grandma?" Obama looked over at Grandma. "Hey, Obama." Grandma smiled. "Grandma!" Obama hugged Grandma. "How are you, grandson?"

"I'm great, Grandma! I'm getting sacrificed soon, though." Grandma frowned. "Why, sweetie?"

"For Daddy Shrek," Obama told Grandma. "Shrek needs to be resurrected. I'm giving him my body as a vessel." Obama looked over at Shrek's corpse. "W-Wha..t..." Shrek muttered. "We don't have long," Jimmy muttered.

"A-Are..."

"Wait, he's trying to say something!" Lord Farquaad ran over to Shrek and climbed on top of him. "Get it out, you ogre!"

"Y-y-you d-doing... in my...swamp?"

"He never says that unless he wants us to leave," Jimmy said. "I think we should go." Everyone agreed and left the room where Shrek was being kept. "I'll miss you, Obama," Sonic said. "Don't worry. Me and Shrek will just be switching bodies. Once Sangwoo finds out I'm just in a different body, I'm positive he'd nurse me back to being healthy. Sangwoo is gullible and dumb."

"If you say so, Obama," Grandma muttered, fixing her glasses. "Teehee, teehee, teehee!" Sonic giggled. "What?" Obama blushed? "Stop being a b-baka!"

"Nothing." Sonic smiled smugly. "Gotta go fast so bye!" Sonic zoomed out of the room.

"Jesus." Obama made everyone leave. He sat in his room, writing a note to Sangwoo. "I wonder how Sangwoo really feels about me..." Obama looked at the pictures he had of them in their room. "I don't want to leave him but if it means that Shrek is safe, then I'm okay. It's all for Shrek," Obama said to himself.