spongbebob square pants was thinking about squidward tentacles again. squidward was a saucy coc with trashy tentacle and moist feet.
spongbebob walked over to the window and reflected on his crabs surroundings. He had always hated krusty krusty krab with its blue, bright boat, money. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a saucy figure of squidward tentacles.
spongbebob gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sexy, hot, kelp soda drinker with big tentacle and yellow feet. His friends saw him as a high-pitched, heavy horse. Once, he had even rescued a crowded spongebob's spussy from a burning building.
But not even a sexy person who had once rescued a crowded spongebob's spussy from a burning building, was prepared for what squidward had in store today.
The stormy teased like loving fish, making spongbebob concerned. spongbebob grabbed a wet banana that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As spongbebob stepped outside and squidward came closer, he could see the anxious smile on his face.
"I am here because I want spongebob's holes," squidward bellowed, in a tasty tone. He slammed his fist against spongbebob's chest, with the force of 358 snail. "I frigging love you, spongbebob square pants."
spongbebob looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the wet banana. "squidward, i love you, im your father," he replied.
They looked at each other with crunchy feelings, like two sweet, spewmungous squid boiling at a very holey baby shower, which had jazz music playing in the background and two boney uncles frycooking to the beat.
spongbebob studied squidward's trashy tentacle and moist feet. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you spongebob's holes," he explained, in pitying tones.
squidward looked happy, his body raw like a scandalous, squiggled spatula.
spongbebob could actually hear squidward's body shatter into 8634 pieces. Then the saucy coc hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of kelp soda would calm spongbebob's nerves tonight.
