"This is just an excuse to see me in a bikini, isn't it?" she says and pokes my stomach.
"No, but even if it was, would you care?" I ask.
"No, not really, I'm just poking fun at you because that's part of my job." she says and giggles.
Another Brooke walked into the room with swimsuits for the both of us. I kind of forgot she can split herself up into multiple bodies.
"Wait... can you bring multiple of yourself to the pool?" I ask, suddenly struck by how amazing that would be.
"Fine, but only two additional of me, and only because we're inside your head so I know there's not going to be anyone else there anyway" she rolls her eyes and says, but decides to indulge me anyway.
My thoughts go a bit pink at imagining being with multiple of Brooke. Well, I only get to do that if I commit to her though.
We get dressed and go out to the pool. Brooke is, as promised, in a black bikini. All three of her. It's an amazing sight.
The pool is surprisingly big, and deep, going down eighteen feet. We lay our things by the side of the pool. One Brooke lays down on a chair and begins sunbathing, while another Brooke puts sunscreen on her back, and the third puts sunscreen on me. We won't get sunburnt though, it's inside my head.
Wait, does she even have skin? I decide to actually ask her.
"Wait, Brooke, do you even have skin? Is there a point in you putting on sunscreen? I don't think you'll get sunburnt anyway." I ask.
"Well, it still protects me from UV radiation, I have stuff I need to protect too you know." she points out. I guess that makes sense.
I thoroughly enjoy her putting sunscreen all over me. When she finished, she put her finger to her chin as if pondering something.
"I'm debating whether to let you put sunscreen on me." she told me bluntly.
"I'll happily do it!" I exclaim, and reach for the bottle. She smacks my hand and takes it away from me instead though.
"No, you're already getting enough service with getting three of me here, I don't think it's good to give you too much." she says, having apparently decided against it.
Heartbroken and defeated, I wait for her other body to put sunscreen on her. She looks at me acting dejected and sighs.
"You, just how much spoiling do you want?" she asks me, exasperatedly.
"From you? All of it that's possible." I tell her bluntly.
She laughs. Oh, she's being really cute again.
"All right, how about this then?" the body behind the Brooke I was originally talking to says. Both bodies put on sultry looks and look at each other coyly. The body in the rear starts making a show of applying the sunscreen, clearly feeling up the forward body, taking her time and doing a lot of unnecessary rubbing on her thighs and stomach. They move their faces together, looking like they're going to kiss and then...
Splash! The third Brooke got a plastic bucket from somewhere and filled it with water from the pool while I wasn't paying any attention and dumped it on my head. After a couple seconds of disorientation, I see all three Brookes giggling.
"That's what you get for being so naughty all the time." one of the Brookes says while continuing to giggle.
I don't say anything, walk up to her, pick her up by the shoulders, and toss her in the pool. She's surprisingly light. The other two ran away to the other side of the pool while still laughing. I hop in the pool to join Brooke.
We both surface and start wading. I get a bit curious about slimes in water.
"So, like, how does being in a pool work for you? Doesn't it mess with you at all, being made out of water yourself? What about like, the chemicals in the pool?" I ask her.
One of the other Brookes was behind me and was hanging out on the edge of the pool with her feet in the water, and she decided to answer me instead of the one in front of me who felt like swimming laps apparently. "It's not a big deal really, our outer membrane can keep the majority of chemicals out, including all the most common ones used in pool maintenance like chlorine. The only thing is, though, we can only go in freshwater. If we went into saltwater, all our water would get pulled out of us. So, the beach is out, sorry." she remarks.
"And is there a point in her sunbathing?" I ask, pointing to the third Brooke who was on a pool chair on the side, sunbathing.
"Not really, it's just a scenic thing, there should be girls sunbathing at a pool, right?" she asks, and tilts her head.
I can't refute that logic, and don't want to dampen her effort in "setting the scene", so I agree. I splash some water on the Brooke at the pool edge, race some laps back and forth with the first Brooke who's in the pool, and overall just enjoy myself for a couple of hours. At some point a fourth Brooke dropped by and dropped off sandwiches for us.
"How many bodies can you make?" I ask her as the fourth Brooke wanders off.
"Six, the same as the number of cores that I have." she says. I guess that makes sense.
"So what are your other three bodies doing?" I ask the three remaining Brookes.
"Well, normally they would just be doing maintenance or cleaning around the complex, but honestly, it's just really difficult for me to simulate all of my cores inside of your head since this entire scenario is being controlled by just two cores in real life right now." she explains.
"Okay, I've been wondering this for a while, but how are you, you know, doing this?" I gesture around at everything.
"Well, we're inside your head. I mean that literally, like, we put a couple of tentacles into your ear canals and went into your brain, and we're basically able to hook into your brain and manipulate it if we wanted to. We're experts at fluid manipulation, being slimes and all, so we don't really have any issues manipulating, say, your brains chemical processes."
"So.... you're manipulating my brain into like a sleeping coma state or something and creating a dream of what you want me to see or something?" I ask, not even really surprised by the shocking things she says at this point.
"Exactly! Like I said though, I have no interest in manipulating your actual thought process or anything though. Like I told you before, there wouldn't be any benefit to doing so for me since I'm approaching you as a lover, and you would become immune to it and realize you were manipulated once I marked you anyway. And then you could get pissed off and beat me up or something, or even just ignore me and go be with someone else and my only choice then would be to suicide." she says, and then drinks her bottled water nonchalantly.
"So... That means you could totally change the thought processes of people who you didn't want to become lovers with, right?" I ask, curious.
"Yeah, that happens all the time. Especially with politicians and important people like police chiefs and generals and whatnot. It's how we ensure we don't get genocided or whatever." she states pretty matter-of-factly.
"So, what, slimes are the Illuminati?" I ask her, a bit incredulous.
"Well, I mean, we're not evil society manipulators, we mostly just erase memories of ourselves from non-lovers and sometimes manipulate people for the sake of hiding our activities. Like making sure that killer I'm eating right now doesn't get traced back to me. Or, if we stayed in your head for a long time, that no one would come looking for you. That sort of thing. We otherwise let human society run how it wants to." she says and shrugs.
We finish our sandwiches and head back to the apartment, since we don't want to do more swimming after eating.
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How I got a Slime girlfriend
RomanceEvery day is really boring for Michael. He goes to work, he walks home, he plays on his computer. Wash, rinse, repeat. Then, one day, as he's walking home, he sees a cute girl exercising, and she sees him, and she beckons him over... Every day is re...
