Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #54

Mom:Hey Em do you have my masturbator?Can't find it.Thought I gave it to your daddy,but he says he only has his.Did I let you use it for sth?

Em:Omg!!Hahaha!!Mom I don't want to know about ur masturbator.Read what you sent me.

Mom:I meant MasterCard.Do you have my MasterCard.That's so embarrassing.L-O-L

Em:I'm dying.Allen is too.And if Ella knew what it meant...