What it's like to be a Half-Blood

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(based off an OC who is the daughter of Hades)

I didn't ask to be a half blood. Running around and getting chased by monsters, or stuck in a hotel with an arcade that side tracks me and keeps me locked up from the 80's till the 2000's. We have to deal with so much crap just cuz a God or Goddess can't keep it in their pants! Take my dad for example, Hades, God of the Underworld. He's married to my step mom, Persephone, and yet he still had me. To be fair, Persephone's had her fair share of kids too, but my family tree is super messed up. My aunts and uncles are gods, and my cousins are gods, and ancient greeks, and cyclops'. Hell, my great grandmother is the earth itself! (looks down) Hi Grandma,
But still! My life's ruined, I'm destined to be slain by a monster, or die because of a quest. I can't even die of like, old age, or some disease, most half-bloods don't live past their early twenties. I'm destined to die. Even if I'll be some underworld princess when I get down there, I just wanna fall off a tree like a kid, not shooting a harpy from the sky at 2 am. 

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