Mcyt One Shots

Alright, Asshole: Technoblade

TLDR: sometimes being a female football player isn't the best idea, especially with all boys

Prompt: none<3

~FOOTBALL AU~

Here you go you techno simps. I know y'all read this book.
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"Alright everyone! Good practice today! See y'all this Friday on game day!" Coach Schlatt called out.

The team smiled and walked off to the locker room, most made silly jokes and banter on the short walk there.

Y/n turned to opposite way from the boys and into the girls locker room.

She pulled her helmet off to breath a bit better, letting a sigh out as she did so. She popped a small stick of gum in her mouth, allowing herself to calm down a bit more. Coach S (as she liked to call him) was particularly rough today.

But then again, they were playing their rivals this Friday.

Who were the SMP Academy's biggest rival you might ask?

Only L'manburg High, one of the best schools in their district.

They weren't the most well off school, but they sure packed a punch. They were often seen as the underdogs in the battle, causing widespread sympathy from the crowd and refs.

Y/n had never really met anyone from Manburg high, the only friend she had there was Wilbur, and he's about to graduate anyways. Plus, she hadn't even seen him in years so she wouldn't exactly call him a familiar face.

The reason she hadn't really met anyone else was because of the team itself. Coach Schlatt banned them from dating or even talking to any of the members of the rival school.

Y/n knew the rule was almost solely about her. The rest of the team had partners, and she was the only one who wasn't seeing someone when the rule was made.

But, that didn't bother her. She already had to deal with a bunch of sweat football boys on a daily basis, why would she want to date one?

"Hey, little firecracker! George, Dream, Punz and I are gonna go hangout for a bit, wanna come?"

Y/n giggled at the nickname Sapnap had so affectionately given her.

"'Corse Sap! I'll be out in a minute!"

"Great! And oh, don't tell Coach!"

Y/n cocked an eyebrow in confusion. Don't tell Coach? Why would she tell Coach?

Oh well, guess she'd had to find out.

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The group all piled into Dreams mom's SUV, Dream driving with y/n in the passenger seat, and Punz, Sapnap, and George all pushed in the back.

"Why did y/n get the front? That's not fair!" George cried six minutes into the ride.

"Because you guys stink, and Dream loves me more!" Y/n replied back.

George only scoffed and the two other boys rolled their eyes at him.

"So, y/n. Speaking of love..." Punz started.

"NO!" The girl shouted, not wanting Punz to rile up Sapnap and Dream.

"Awww is little firecracker scared?" Sapnap mused.

Dream let out his signature wheeze as he drove, keeping his eyes on the road, thankfully.

Y/n scoffed out the boys. "No, I just don't want to talk about it."