The Shoplifter

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A 10 uear old kid was caught shoplifting!

Police: Where do you live?

Kid: With my parents.

Police: Where does your parents live?

Kid: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Kid: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Kid: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Kid: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Kid: Next to my house...

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