Episode 5: "I don't have a Name for this One" (I Really Don't)

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Bonnie: *continues reading the "Ships of Super Sentai" book* huh, Takaharu's engaged to someone, gotta know who this is.

Clemont: i think that's enough of that book for you Bonnie

 Bonnie: oh, come on

Nelson: *comes in* we have a dare, and it's for Serena

Carrie: and the apartment is getting a redesign... right about now

*Nothing Happens*

Nelson: and we're done

Clemont: not really a change

Mike: *comes in with Jake*

Jake: why is this place now a moving train?! And ow, my throat!

Mike: redesign, and you shouldn't have forgotten your ID

Jake: let's get on with the show, i could use some tea

Nelson: *sees the dare* yeah it's an Amourshipping one

Mike: *sees the dare* and we're gonna need some industrial chains and 5 feet of bullet proof glass

Bonnie: just what is the dare

Mike: you won't like it, even the owner of this place won't explain it, i wonder where he is though


Service Elevator:

Luka: so we're stuck in an elevator

Gai: playing the Kakuranger theme song

Joe: this is the waiting room all over again

Doc: and with these guys *points to some Clown Meeting*

Marvelous: can't you just fix the elevator in a second?

Me (Unnamed Author): *rewiring the system* i made a mistake of not adding an emergency toolkit, and to book this Clown Case in an elevator


Main Room

Misty: let me guess, Amourshipping dare?

Dawn: it's the ship on top after all

Paul: *in thought* did i just die in a swamp here a few days ago?

Nelson: the dare's for Retro_Gamers, the same user who brought tank video and was known as epicahhhhhhhhhgamer, but that's too much "H"

Hilda the H: did someone call me?

Barry: not you, Hilda

Hilda the H: okay, but we have a safety report due by next week *Leaves the room*

Nelson: okay, the dare's for her to react to Ash getting kissed by other people 

Jake: *gives the wrong signal*

DenziBlue clone: *gives Jake a sucker punch*

Jake: ow

Mike: *signals to some Sentai clones*

Kakuranger and Magiranger clones: *puts industrial chains on Serena and drops down 5 feet of bulletproof glass with Ash*

Ash: what's with all this!?

NinjaMan clone: *holds up a sign saying "For your own good"*

Carrie: and roll tape, Junkie

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Serena: *now acting like a Psychopath* all of you stay away from my Ash!

Ash: Serena, calm down

Serena: Ash, do me a favor and get these chains off me, please?

Ash: i'll try

Carrie: now for security level 2 *gives the signal*

Kiramai Yellow clone: *Fires an ice bullet into the glass box freezing Ash and Serena*

Cilan: isn't that a bit too much?

Jake: do any of you guys want to be killed at her hands, heck if you guys die, we don't know how to bring you guys back!

Clemont: don't you guys have some sort of cloning technology?

Nelson: the Empire does, but that's only accessed by the Emperor and his elites

Carrie: and i heard stories Vader gave an offer to an Imperial to be cloned, and that Imperial was a friend

Nelson: that reminds me, the next dare involves our boss, and someone named "Darth Ketchup"? Just how much did i miss on that retreat?

Every other contestant: It's Ash

Jake: Wait, really?

Iris: Kitty's book

May: Calem's fault

Jake: Okay, but how do we get Vader here

Max: how about that? *Points to a glass box saying, "Break in case for a Vader-related dare"*

Nelson: *breaks the glass and pulls out a box* Kirkland Meeseeks, are these ripoffs? *presses the button*

Kirkland Meeseek: what do you want?

Nelson: go and bring Darth Vader here

Kirkland Meeseek: whatever *leaves this train of an apartment*

Carrie: now how do we get Darth Ketchup here?

Jake: we can either break Ash, or bring Darth Ketchup here, but let's bring Darth Ketchup here

Drew: do you even have a time machine?

Jake: dangit!

Clemont: what about that? *points to a second glass box saying, "Break in case of a Time Paradox"*

Mike: *breaks the glass* a Seiza Blaster and a replica of the Tokei (Clock) Kyutama?

Mike: *breaks the glass* a Seiza Blaster and a replica of the Tokei (Clock) Kyutama?

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Everyone else: *looks at Mike*

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Everyone else: *looks at Mike*

Mike: what, i've been learning stuff from the owner, but i'll bring Ketchup here *uses the blaster and globe*

Seiza Blaster voice: Tokei (Clock) Kyutama! Say the Attack! *opens a time vortex*

Mike: i'll be back! *jumps in*


Pokemon Truth or Dare Season 2 Our Fandom Is Crazy!

"I NEED HOLY WATER!!!"

Ash: yes

Darth Paul: You will be hereby known as Darth Ketchup

Darth Ketchup: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!

Mike: *appears before Darth Paul and Darth Ketchup*

Darth Paul: why are you here, and what's that on your arm?

Mike: just gonna borrow your apprentice before Kash can scream "my innocence*

Kash Running Screaming This: MY INNOCENCE!!!

Mike: *grabbing Darth Ketchup* let's just go, Puppet of Fate

Seiza Blaster: Say, the Attack!

Mike/Darth Ketchup: *goes through the time portal*

Kitty: well except Alisha and Ghoul

Present Day:

Hangar Bay:

Me (Unnamed Author): and as i promised, the Galleon is repaired, i also added a safety measure where the front can slice in half a large meteor

Doc: now that's useful

Marvelous: as long as we can pass through those dead zones

Me (Unnamed Author): i can promise that, now back to the main room


Main Room: 

Mike: *comes back with Darth Ketchup*

Jake: so you got him

Mike: yeah, but the Kyutama i'm using has enough energy for one trip and back

Nelson: now we wait for that Kirkland Meeseek

Kirkland Meeseeks: done *comes back with an Unconscious Vader*

Darth Ketchup: why am i here!

Jake: our boss knows how to get rid of Camel, but he's not saying

Darth Vader: *regaining consciousness* where am i?

Darth Ketchup: TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF CAMEL! *grabs a lightsaber from somewhere and charges at him*

Darth Vader: *blocks the attack with his lightsaber* what are you talking about?!

Darth Vader and Darth Ketchup: *starts dueling with each other*

Me (Unnamed Author): *sees the duel* seriously! If you want to fight, take it somewhere else, i don't want any damage in here!


One Duel Later...


Vader: *knocked out with a damaged respirator*

Kirkland Meeseek: *drops Vader's Body at an Imperial Medbay*

Mike: *opens a time vortex for Darth Ketchup* alright, let's end it here

Serena: *still yandere and now out of the glass, chains and ice* you're going down a path i can't follow! *pushes Darth Ketchup in*


Pokemon Truth or Dare Season 2 Our Fandom Is Crazy!

"I NEED HOLY WATER!!!"
(Where we left off)

Darth Ketchup: *lands back in hs timeline* Where is Serena is she safe is she alright

Darth Paul: she's in a closet with Camel dressing eachother

Darth Ketchup:


Present Day:

Jake: you know what to do, comment your request in, and we'll feature it in the next episode

Mike: forevermore, adieu

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