[Lincoln is walking outside his house to the tree so he can sit down and read comics.]
Lincoln: [to the viewer's] "Ahh, nothing like reading comics on a peaceful summer--"
[A horn is honking and Lincoln screams, startled at the sound; it came from Luan in her clown outfit carrying her birthday props on a unicycle.]
Laney: Hey Luan
Landon: Struggling there?
Luan: "Whoa! A little help?" [Falls off her unicycle]
Landon: [helps her up] "Back from another birthday party?"
Luan: [a bowling pin falls out of her mouth] "Uh, my third gig this weekend. I could really use an assistant. Hey, what about you three? Landon, you have good experience about being on stage and I've taught your some tricks, Laney you're such a great help and Lincoln, you're great with Gary."
[Gary chomps on Lincoln's comic.]
Lincoln: "Hey, stop that! I thought Lucy was helping you."
[Flashback of Luan performing balloon animals at a circus themed birthday party.]
Luan: "And now, if my assistant will just hand me one more balloon, we'll have a pterodactyl."
[As Luan sees an empty corner, Lucy appears behind her with a balloon and startles her, popping the balloon in the process.]
Boy: [To Lucy] "You killed the dinosaur!"
[The kids start booing. A red FIRED sign appears over Lucy's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Luan: [Picks up a rubber chicken] "Lucy didn't work out. Neither did Lynn."
[Flashback of Luan juggling fruit while riding on a unicycle at a pirate themed birthday party.]
Luan: "Water you say we add some melon?"
[The kids cheer. Lynn throws a watermelon like a football, but accidentally hits Luan. The kids boo the performance. A red FIRED sign appears over Lynn's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Luan: "Or Leni."
[Flashback to another circus themed birthday party.]
Luan: "Why are clowns never bored? 'Cause we're good at keeping occu-pied." [clears throat] "I said, good at keeping occu-pied."
[Luan looks where Leni is, but there's nothing there but a pie. She turns and sees Leni in the crowd. Luan facepalms at this, walks to the pie and slaps it to her face, making the kids and Leni cheer. A red FIRED sign appears over Leni's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Luan: "Or Lisa."
[Flashback to a medieval themed birthday party as Luan does a trumpet fanfare dressed as a jester.]
Luan: "Hey, Birthday Boy. Why don't you take the seat of honor?"
[As the boy sits down, a farting noise from the Whoopee cushion is heard which Luan and the other kids laugh at.]
Lisa: [taking the cake away] "No, no! No one eat that cake! It clearly causes gastrointestinal distress."
[The kids start crying. A red FIRED sign appears over Lisa's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback.]
Landon: Well, Luan. We'd be glad to be your fifth, sixth and seventh choice."
Lincoln: [sarcastic]" Yeah, I am so honoured
Luan: "Come on, Lincoln. Please? I really need your help."
Lincoln: "I don't know. I'm not really the performing type. I don't want to make a fool of myself on stage."
Luan: "Don't worry. That's my job. All you have to do is help with the props."
Lincoln: "Uh, I don't know think it's for-" [notices Luan holding a slice of cake in a container.] "What's that?"
Luan: "Ah, just birthday cake. I always get sent home with leftovers."
Lincoln: "Oh..." [Starts drooling upon seeing the dessert.]
Luan: "Usually I share it with my assistant. But since this job isn't for you--"
Lincoln: [Takes the cake] "When did I say that?"
Laney: I think that's his way of saying, He's In just like us two [Landon nods]
[Luan smiles, A green HIRED sign appears over Lincoln's Funny Business ID Card and a bell rings.]
[At the first birthday party, like the one Leni got fired after, Luan is setting up the pie joke from earlier.]
Luan: "Why are clowns never bored? Cause we're good at keeping occu-pied."
Landon: That's our cue guys [Lincoln is about to throw the pie at Luan's face, but loses balance after tripping on a whipped cream can, and lands with a loud crash.] Ouch! I'm blind in my left eye, blind yet so delicious [Wipes It from His Eye, Unlike Laney who lost control who feel off the stage into the kid's presents]
Landon: Laney! Are You Okay?
Lincoln: "Sorry!"
[The kids are laughing and cheering.]
[Lincoln, Landon, Laney and Luan are on their way home.]
Lincoln: "That was awesome. The part when I tripped and then the audience laughed, and then clapped? Amazing!"
Laney: [Landon Cleaning Her Face from the Cream] Yeah...but it wasn't us
Luan: "Glad you enjoyed it. Now here, I need you to clean this. Gary pooped in it."
[Lincoln, Landon and Laney gets grossed out while a green stinky fume comes out of the top hat.]
Landon: That's your cue Linc, We've got stuff to do!
[At the second birthday party, which is another pirate theme, Luan is juggling fruit while riding on her unicycle.]
Luan: "Wateryou say we add some melon?"
[The kids cheer. Lincoln appears running on a watermelon.]
Lincoln: [loses balance] "Whoa, nelly!" [Falls on it]
Landon: [To Laney] what is he doing? Luan's the one that should be doing the funny stuff.
[The kids laugh, Laney and Landon ran over to clean the mess but she slipped on the watermelon rind and crashing into Luan making Landon Look Away is horror. She glares at Luan and two strawberries and banana to form a smiley face falls on her face]
[Luna's and Luan's room]
Lincoln: "Man, great crowd, huh?"
Luan: "Yeah, super. So, what was that all about with the watermelon?"
Landon: I'm sorry Luan. We was just trying to help you out. Honest We Was.
Lincoln: "Laney and Landon's fumble was full accident, but audiences seem to love it when I fall down so--"