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Martin rolls up next to 5 the both of you

Martin: princesa!

You: could any of you whores get my name through your fat bald heads

Martin: Valencia? Valencia!

You: no

Martin: ooooooo you got a boyfriendddd

You: oooooooo mind yo fuckin businessssss

Martin: both of you in. Now.

You: no

Martin: or spooky could come pick you up

You: I like him more. He's cooler

Martin: get in the goddamn car.

You: whyyyyy

Martin: ale said "get my sister and gianny because im dragging them to the Santos party right fucking now you little shit"

Gianny: damn.

Martin: sooooo like I fucking said puta! Get in the car. Pretty fucking please.

You: fine

You get in the car and sit on giannys lap in the front seat

Martin: and if you gon talk to me get my name right, its mar-TEEN not mar-TIN

You: I don't- CARE I don't give a shit if the I has that white people version of a tilde over it its spelled Martin so ima call you Martin

Martin: so I can call you-

You: you have to know my name to play the fucking game stupid

Martin: die

You: no you

Gianny: how about you shut up.

Martin: silence you fucking minors

You: its only funny when ale does it. You're 22 you've been grown too long for it to still be funny

He flips you as he pulls up to spooky's house and you go inside

You: SPOOKYYYYY

Spooky: WHAT

You: can I have a hug

Spooky: if you want a hug then come over here i aint getting up for you. We not that cool.

You stand there staring at him until he gets up and gives you a hug

You: you smell like ass

Spooky: its called fucking bitches all day.

You: ugh take a shower at least don't nobody wanna smell they're pussy juices you freaky bitch

Spooky: nah you gotta say it right BYYYATCH

yoh: go fhcking shower then BYYYATCH

Spooky: name me

You stand there glaring at him andnhe sticks his tongue out at you

You slap the back of his head until he runs into the bathroom

Spooky: fuck you

You: you're such a baby.

Spooky: go away I was told to shower you creep

You walk away from the bathroom door and sit on the couch with gianny

You: hi

Gianny: hey

Spooky: VALENTINA LOOKIN FINE AS SHIT.

          

You glare at him and he slams the door going back to shower

Gianny: is he serious about that

You: who knows I don't really care. We either hate each other as a joke he flirts as a joke or we physically fight and wrestle until ale and cesar and mateo jump in for fun

Gianny: damn. My house is boring as shit then

You: mhm sooooo how's life going. Like mental health and stuff

Gianny: pretty fuckin shitty. I almost got back on pills and I caught myself i guess, even though I kinda wish I didn't.

You: that sucks

Gianny: and this whole grown man thing with mari is stressing me the fuck out.

You: I know. But it'll be fine right

Gianny: mhm

You: good now come on i gotta raid spookys room

Spooky: for what creep?

You:none of your business

Spooky: okay then no raid

You: cheezits

Spooky:im out bitches love em fir no ufcking reason like bitch you came here to fuck. Not eat my food puta

You:sucks to suck

Spooky: suck my dick asscheek

You: im so confused you have a dickasscheek or you said I should suck your dick and im an asscheek.

Spooky: stop reading into shit you still look stupid

You: die

Spooky: I mean I easily could make your wish come true.

You: be quiet

You get up and swing cesars door open and see monse sitting there

You: hi.

Monse: ugh. You're really dating a sophomore.

You: ugh. You're really taking my sloppy seconds. Because you need a new toy. Damn and you're basically raping him every night.

Monse: am not!

You: sex every night isn't healthy. Or what he wants you should stop tryna fuck him and listen to him sometime

Monse: and you should stop being a whore and stop going for older guys cuz next thing you know you'll be in bed with Oscar.

Spooky: she's dreams over it every night.....xuz im that fucking bitch, now get out of my house

Momse: cesar told me to stay here

Spooky: well dumbass I own the house and I run the house snd im his guardian soooooooooo drumroll pleasemyou idiots

You and gianny bang on the door imitating drums

Spooky: da da da daaaaa! Get the fuck out of my house. I don't like you.

Monse: you're all assholes

She leaves and you sit on giannys lap on the couch

Spooky: ayyyyy thats my wife bruh fuck outta here

You: oh dearest husband amor I have cheated and had an affair with this fine young man who shall not be named

He pretends to stab himself and falls out on the floor

Spooky: ohhh the paaaaaain will be here forever you evil byatch how could you byyyyyatch

You and gianny start dying laughing and he gets up and goes outside

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