''I know it's great'' I rolled my eyes, ''I should've put you back in the asylum when I had the chance,'' I sighed for the hundredth time today, all for the same reason. HIM. ''but you didn't because you love me with all your heart!'' HE said playing with his nails.
Before you go on to assume 'ahh just another cheesy 'love at first flirt' story'', then you are right, you've seen them all have you? Not one quite like this. This one is different, trust me.
''sure. I don't even know you to be honest''. ''yeah. He drew out. '' but your exact words when we first met, were that you find me, A.T.T.R.A.C.T.I.V.E, that wasn't you, huh?'' I was starting to get irritated at his antics so turned around to give him a piece of my mind but only to find him batting his lashes like he is all cutesy and shit.
I deadpanned 'you dumbass- we are trying to run away from the big city' of course I thought I didn't say this out loud till I heard, ''oh my bad young master, it's just you're the one who broke me out the place like a mad man. But to be real that is what I love ever so much about you, darling.'' He grabbed my chin with his thumb, ''as it is oh so freaky, and oh so scandalous'' he bit his lip while he rubbed his other thumb across my own lips, '' now that is what you call a kissable material.'' The thing I loved about his flirty comments, was they were like no other it was like he always knew what set my face into a bright red beacon of happiness. As I was pulled in by lust and pure admiration for the most handsome man I'd ever meet in my life, he whispered ever so quietly in my ear that he wanted permission, ' how could it get any better than that! He asks if I am okay with it as well, holy god I am never giving him up. WOW!''
For a split second, I thought I heard in my head ''that is reassuring to hear, my darling. I am never letting you go either.'' But when I stared back into the eyes of my significant other, they were staring right back into my own without any plans of pulling away.
''By the way dear, the names Lucy,'' he said with his seemingly sane smile, considering the fact that he was in a mental asylum for almost committing a mass murder with a suicide all at the same time. No one knew how he did it and he was not willing to give answers out. This is where I came in, think of it as good cop-bad cop, I was the bad one, in the past I almost killed one of my clients because they wouldn't give me the correct answer, so due to this I was suspended and charged £10,000. I did not want to kill her I just got annoyed.
My job with him was to force answers out of him with all means necessary, but it turned out to be the opposite. He was getting me to tell him how to get out, I guessed it was one of his 'magical' ways. He had me at his feet, I was glad there was no camera and microphone in the interrogation rooms, very lusty whispers exchanged in his one way conversation, whilst I was hiding in his arms as I was clearly failing at hiding my growing blush. What finally sent me in a mess was the small nicks and love bites which quickly turned to fully grown hickeys into a make-out section.
''-c-chance is the name though you should remember it from 'that' day'' I mumbled. ''yes. Yes. I remember, it was lovely. I say we continue it as soon as we have the chance, what do you say?''
''...'' I remained mute. ''no words huh? I will assume it a yes and that you are saving your beautiful voice for later, if you know what I mean.'' He looked down at me by his forceful grin.
Trying to take my mind of this situation, I thought about something that might stop these fascinations. ''do you think we should set up camp yet, or wait till the stars are at their fullest?'' I sighed turning my head. '' I say now, so that we can still be conscious of the region with the last hour of sunlight before we use the last of our light reserves.'' Lucy replied thinking it all out in advance to make the most of our getaway as escapees. Just the two of us. Alone.
Lucy then hugged me from behind. ''wait here while I go get some firewood, you could start to set up the tent if you please, is that what you want? It would keep you busy and it keeps your mind of the events that have been happening.''
I shook my head in a daze thinking about everything and all the consequences that this is going to cause in the long run but eventually responded with; ''yeah, yeah but how could you possibly collect materials when we don't have any tools, smartass?'' I retorted, still trying to process the crazy thoughts making my head throb in pain. ''all this drama is making my head hurt''
''oh, my sweet pet, simply just with these,'' he chuckled in his own psychotic manner. As he said this, knife like abyss' grew as horns, bending, twisting to their full length. Stunning ebony black horns were revealed, standing tall on the sides of his face. ''well Chance, how do you feel that you found out the man you love is a demon? Scared? Confused? Come on tell me, I am oh so eager to find out.'' The new mans attitude spoke. ''I-I-I how? Where's Lucy gone and why is the devil in front of me!'' I panicked, ''WHA- ''
''no need for questions darling, I know I am fab... HUH! Are you okay?! A-are you ill? Here lay down'' he brought my body down as I lost feeling in my muscles and became stiff. His face clearly changed from a look of pride to eyes filled with worry.
I panicked again. I didn't know what was going on, how was I? I just collapsed out of nowhere and that I was now cuddled up to the man I broke out of a mental institution all because off my stupid mistake.
''I just analysed your body for issues and some that came up were malnourishment, insomnia and a stress-based disorder called alopecia. How on earth did you wind up like this? Not to stress you further but you are quite far in the process that your hair is already falling out in large clumps. See.'' When is closed hand met my vision, he proceeded to slowly open his hand allowing a decently sized ball of my mane to tumble out his hand. I gasped at the sheer amount.
''it's a shame really; your hair is so soft and charming,'' he was caressing my head to take out the remainder of my hair. ''so tell me, how did this all start?'' His stern voice erupted.
''ha ha ha, no. Notin a million years m telling you,'' I spoke sarcastically
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Romancea male cop meets a complete normal guy at the mental institution. what could go wrong. completely normal guy? nope ...
