Kira: Hey guys, I took a-
Kira: Guys? Did those-did those assholes leave? They forgot about me. Even Atlas? They really left me outside. Alone. In this economy. Those motherfuckers! I'm about to go all white mom on them.
Kira: At least we didn't lose a passport this time. Just a member. Just me. No fucking biggie.
Kira: Remember when Jen said I'm what keeps the Vipers together? Well, that was a fucking lie.
Kira: What do I do now? How do poor people get around? Should I call a booger?
Random stranger: The job is called an Uber!
Kira: Ah, it's ringing. Pick up you asshole, pick up.
Jenny: Hello?
Kira: Hey Jenny, what the fuck?!
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FanfictionMore incorrect quotes about the Ninja and their two weird friends Jenny and Alex.
