So. We start off at the kings keep in his main hall, having an awesome party, thinking nothing can go wrong... PSYCH!! All of a sudden one of the guard dudes is thrown through the door and down the stairs. The four knights knew there must be something wrong so the go out of the room to find out. Maybe some idiotic barbarians got bored and tried to storm the castle or some evil wizard dude wants to raid the kings jewel. Who knows? I do! So as our might knights progress on into the kings thrown room, an evil wizard dude walks in and steals the kings gem, jewel, thing and rides away on it! How absolutely rude!! It doesn't even help that the barbarians took this as an opportunity and stormed the keep!! Of course this leads to the knights having an outrageous battle in the keep. But finally as the Red Knight electrocutes the last barbarian and the blue one healing the townsmen and the green one barricading the castle doors and the... oh... It seems the Orange Knight just sat there and ate popcorn and drank soda.
As usual like on their other adventures the Orange Knight just sat there. Including in the great crusade!! Unfortunately (just as they were going to punish the Orange Knight) a messenger appeared with word of attacks on multiple towns and civilisations. Naturally the knights went straight to action.
Oh and another thing, they took the princesses.
(Note: chapter size varies a lot, so don't get your hopes up)
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Castle Crashers (the novel of the game)
FanfictionA written story of the events in the game Castle Crashers. I recommend getting it on steam as soon as possible
