A/N: Please note that I'm not being serious with this nor do I claim this to be canon. (It most likely isn't considering the author's views on fruitiness). There's no way to really tell if someone is part of the LGBTQ+ community unless they have it written on their shirt or if they straight up tell you, something that's solid evidence.
Harry Potter: He's pretty fruity to be honest. Not so fruity that he couldn't have a happy relationship with a girl, but definitely fruity. 7/10.
Ron Weasley: 3/10 fruity. He may have potential, but it would take hard work to uncover it and even then it's a maybe.
Hermione Granger: 7/10 fruity. Can see her with a man, and I think her and Ron are adorable, but she's not straight. Definitely not.
Luna Lovegood: Fruity. 8/10. Can't really imagine her with a guy but maybe.
Draco Malfoy: Need I even explain. The fact that Drarry even exists is proof enough. 9/10.
Fred Weasley: 3/10. Doesn't really strike me as fruity, but I'm not going to strongly insist that he's straight.
George Weasley: 3/10 fruity. Seems like the kind of guy that acts a little fruity and gives subtle vibes for it but actually isn't. He's fruity at heart.
Neville Longbottom: He's a wee bit fruity, 3/10. Not entirely, but probably not entirely straight either.
Cedric Diggory: 5/10 fruity. He seems pretty straight but Pottery (Potter + Diggory) does seem pretty solid. Maybe only for Harry, I don't know.
Tom Riddle: 5/10 fruity. I don't know if I can picture him with a guy, but he definitely has potential.
Ginny Weasley: You can make her and Harry canon, but there is nothing that can convince me that this woman is straight. 10/10.
Percy Weasley: A whole fruit basket. Fruity fruity fruit fruit. Most definitely. 100/10.
Severus Snape: Fruity. I don't think I have to explain this. I can picture him with a girl though. 5/10.
Sirius Black: The fruitiest of the fruity. I cannot picture him with a woman. Maybe when he was young, but definitely not the Sirius that Harry knew. Nuh uh. 1000000/10.
Remus Lupin: To be honest I ship him with Sirius more than I do with Tonks. He's a million times fruity. 9/10.
Nymphadora Tonks: She's a whole fruit farm. I didn't hate her and Lupin, but there's no way she's straight. 2357901283640194834158/10.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Quite fruity if I do say so myself. I can still picture her with a man, but I can definitely picture her with a woman. 9/10.
A/N: I know we aren't supposed to talk about the author, but I just think it's funny that she's (I think) homophobic...but almost every character has at least potential for fruitiness. I think that's saying something.
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