One day three aliens came to earth.
They decided to learn some English.
The first alien(let's call him Bob) went to a opera theatre.
He learned to say "Me, me, me, mee!"
The second alien (let's call him Mike)went to a restaurant.
He learned how to say "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
The third alien (let's call him Joe) went walking around.
He saw a kid yelling "He stole my lollipop! He stole my lollipop!"
That's what Joe learned to say.
That night the three aliens went to a wild party.
Someone was killed though.
The police came and a officer asked the aliens about the murder.
"Who killed him?"
The officer asked.
Bob said "Me, me, me, meeeeeee."
Okay.. The officer thought.
"What did he kill him with?"
The officer questioned Mike.
"Forks and knives, forks and knives..."
Okayyyy. The officer thought again.
"Why did he kill him?"
He asked Joe.
"He stole my lollipop! He stole my lollipop!"
What the heck.....
Lesson: aliens shouldn't come to earth and learn English. 🍭
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