161. “Dammit I'm mad” is “Dammit I'm mad” spelled backwards.
162. My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
163. I don't suffer from insanity. I actually enjoy it.
164. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
165. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
166. My plans for the weekend? I'm going to Walmart parking lot and put sticky notes on the windshields that say “Sorry for the damage” and then watch the people look for it.
167. The trouble with real life is there is no danger music.
168. I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but …. I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
169. It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
170. People who don't know me think I'm quiet, people that do know me, wish I was.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
